h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*A cascade of...um....cascading things come out of the cupboard*

*moves out pof teh way, mumbling about shelf damage*

*goes inside*

*the sound of a hammer can be heard*

*cat wanders out and starts to pick up teh mess*

And in turn they are being chased by that insna eguy called Steve, in his attempts to poke them with a stick.

So our walls are made of cheese, huh? Is this a precursor to a pied-piper-rat-thing? because we can deal with rats.

*Looks nevously at Steve and takes his stick from him*

*shrugs*

Got to be pretty biiiiig rats....

Well we're big cats. I hope.

*the hall tremours*

*wonders where our fearless leader is in these interesting times*

*feigns innocence about the leaderene's disappearance*

What you doing here? This is Cathouse. Have you been kidnapping again?

I lurk and prey on new cat recruits - it's my duty

I am not new, and neither is our fearless leader, so stop it.

Nope

grrr

they say that dogs come when valled, cats take a message and get back to you, it's a shame that dogs won; go away when asked nicely.

Now now - I have squatters rights you know having been here since posting no 20.

Check your history - you wouldn't have a Cathouse without moi

Re-he-heally?
I think not.

Yup really - Go ask Tefkat and check out A685938

"Cats breed faster than Dogs and thus posing a serious menace to the Dog war effort."
Scarily reminiscent of Nazi Germany. No, really.

Anyway, I like cheesecake.

*shakes head in sadness*

You just don't get it do you.

Maybe not, but do you?

*hopes enigamtic reply will excuse total lack of knowledge/caring*

All Red means is that it's only supposed to be friendly rivalry

(and I wasn't catnapped, just moved house)