h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Aha, sideways prey for the s.


*anticipation*

*pops in from the depths of RL* Wow! I'm surprised this thread has gone so long.

*lobs an ACF Surreal Bomb at Captain Venom - the munition includes a minature improbability generator*

BOOM !

*the Captains uniform turns into a lovely pastel shade with a Paisley pattern*

So this is how you welcome me back?! I've only been back here for about a day now and already I need a new uniform!

*uses a Melon-a-pult on RD, the precision-guided honeydew munition targeted on his head*

*attempts to parry with a legume-sabre but misses the melon*

SPLASH !

Drat !

*uses the distraction to change back into his characteristic blue uniform and get out his Flea Bomb Launcher 2k3*

Anyone got a towel ?

I have a spare .
Please, not throwing of unpleasant gooey things, some of us have lovely glossy coats to take care of (not me, obviously, but some of us do)

Thanks - you'd need a really big to get rid of all this melon

How can you lick the bit on your forehead off?

I could ask for volunteers

You're a dog, dogs have long stretchy tongues, yeah?
Although those of us that are at least partly human do sometimes use soap and water.

have you got one of those scratchy tonges baby

*holds the fire of the flea bomb and sprays RD's forehead with a squirtgun* Just so that none of these felines have to bear the indignity of licking it :-p

urgh, smelly

Not my fault

Dogs hate baths... I don't wanna force any cat give him one... *breaks out the dog shampoo, a kiddie pool and some paw-cuffs*

Ooh...water. Pretty

yeah like cats have baths all the time !