h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

URGENT DANGER TO THE CAT CAUSE!

Red Dog, the leader of the s has set up a trap for our new recruits. If you post here about being a new recruit, he is lurking and will give you a link where he says the cats have work for you. DO NOT GO TO IT. It is a feindish trap, into which myself was once caught, to allow Red Dog to curiositize our new felines! (The Curiositizer is an anti-feline weapon, and I may set up a page for it in the feline war room I am putting up on the hotel space station) YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! DO NOT GO THERE!

*giggles*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ outta here fast

Nah...We're all very nice

Just don't press the button.

too late ~~~~~~~~~exit cat flap west exit

Oh dear. Oh well

Now I feel bad I scared away a recruit

He's a cat. His curiosity'll get him. He'll be back

True Indy, if the curiosi-tizer doesn't get him first...

She ~~~~~~~~ takes a peep-in again ^o^

Hi! perhaps we got off to a bad start. *shakes her hand* I'm Captn. Venom, one of the newer recruits around, and this *drags indy-mushroom-ana over to the door* is Sgt. Mushroom, one of the veterans and leader-like figures around the cathouse. We'd be glad to have you aboard. There's a little skirmish down by Leicester Square that you could be involved in. Just follow the yellow font link down to http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F60442?thread=158948&latest=1 As a cat I wouldn't normally say this, but if you're gonna be a newcomer here to the Cat Wars, I suggest you read the canine breifing for new recruits at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A655869 It would help all of us out. People who don't sometimes step on a few toes. I know I woulda. Also either Red Dog (leader of the dogs, but otherwise a nice guy) or Sea (unofficial leader of the cats and #1 ACF Most Wanted Cat) can give you advice if ur not sure on a posting if you visit their user pages. If you want to read about the early skirmishes of the Cat War than visit the Cat War Diary (unfortuanelty kept in the Doghouse) http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A601174 Welcome to the Cat War

http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A601174 is the real link for the Doghouse and Cat War Diary

That sounded ...

Gracias

*goes to work transcribing warning in BIG FRIENDLY LETTERS, and adding the words DON'T PANIC across the top.* Hey it worked for Megadodo Publications, why not us?

*starts painting a really nice friendly facade over the military-looking current facade.* I still feel bad

Aw

*notices that Captain Venom is offline*

*searches through the Captains decorating equipment and borrows some paint and a brush. After a few minutes work, stops to admire handiwork*

*the friendly warning now reads DON`T PICNIC*

heh heh heh heh heh heh heh

*leaves*