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Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... Posted Jan 6, 2002
*teleports in to the Cathouse, wanders under the new recruit arches and notices that *SOMETHING* is wrong.* *buys some paint stripper and goes to work fixing sign* Hmmmm, perhaps I shoud put in a buffet? That would be friendly and would distill such warnings at THAT. *teleports in a small portion of the Restaurant buffet* Nobody's there anyway.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jan 7, 2002
[A young brown-haired woman in a green shirt enters, followed by an alien cyborg with a speach impediment. This is Mackenzie and CATS, respectively, and Yar Kramer himself is nowhere to be seen.]
[CATS] How are you gentlemen!
[Mackenzie] We are of -- Ack! CATS, off turning that generator doing that speech of the mess up!
[CATS] I are sorry. 
[Mackenzie] Yeah. Anyway, we want to join the cathouse!
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jan 8, 2002
Ooh, I don't see why not
Not that I have any real authority or anything, but I imagine you just joined
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jan 8, 2002
[Mackenzie] Cool! 
[turns to leave] Now, I need to put on my ears and tail ...
[CATS] I are not of wanting to know ...
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Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... Posted Jan 8, 2002
*gives Mackenzie complimentary camo ears and tail, as well as a furry camo outfit*
Hi. *shakes hand* I suppose you read the warning. Just don't push the button. I did and let me tell you, it's painful. My standard greeting:
Welcome to the Cat War!
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foxxyroxxy Posted Jan 8, 2002
HAIL THE CATS !
I AM A ADVID CAT LOVER AND WORSHIPER I AM SLAVE TO PSYCO SID THE GINGER TOM.
I DO NOT HAVE MANY SKILLS EXCEPT FOR LOOKING PRETTY AND SEEING TO THE EVERY NEED OF MY FELINE FRIEND.
EVEN THO' MY NAME IS DOG LIKE I AM PURE FELINE AT HEART.
PLEASE LET ME JOIN UR CAUSE TO FIGHT THE DOGGIE EVIL !
FOXXYROXXY.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jan 8, 2002
[CATS] And I were of thinking /I/ are annoying!
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Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... Posted Jan 8, 2002
Foxxy: You're In! There's no formal review board, we just need to make sure you 1. Love CATS! and 2. Don't Push The Button!
Welsome to the Cat War
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jan 8, 2002
[CATS] Love me? I are flattered.
[Mackenzie] No, you lumphead, Venom meant loving felines!
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jan 8, 2002
CATS the alien cyborg will now commence his orchestrated attack on ACF. http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F73641?thread=159931
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Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... Posted Jan 9, 2002
Miw mow mew miau meow! (translation: Hi! Are you here to join, or are you going to feed me?) >^..^<
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Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... Posted Jan 11, 2002
Miw Meow (Translation: Yes. Now bring the fish!)
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- 21: Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... (Jan 6, 2002)
- 22: Clelba (Jan 6, 2002)
- 23: Sergeant Mushroom (Jan 7, 2002)
- 24: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jan 7, 2002)
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- 26: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jan 8, 2002)
- 27: Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... (Jan 8, 2002)
- 28: foxxyroxxy (Jan 8, 2002)
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- 30: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jan 8, 2002)
- 31: Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... (Jan 8, 2002)
- 32: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jan 8, 2002)
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