h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

miaoww... miaoww...
(sound of saxophone)
You can be a cat too...!


Hurrah! Dog-free... relax, stretch out, lick fur.
Dogs- they're just not interesting. And so hopelessly dependent... stupid too, some of them. Apparently, dog people say that what they like about dogs are the same things cat people hate- 'cute' daftness and hopeless dependence.
Silly.

Wonderful idea. Very stylish. And lots of cushions to shred!

the thing i hate most about s is the smell
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Someone say ? smelly yes...
*claws out
*claws in
*stretches out

Even when they've just been bathed
And so slobbery

Good to see you Mandragora.
We need to kit our staff out with corsets. Any ideas?

Yawn
*opens eye (partially)
Yawn
*goodnight all, (again)
*stretches out
Its the cat-life for me..

There's a barbecue just starting at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F73287?thread=131557&post=1191044#p1191044 All the s you can eat.

Cats in corsets... very Furverse!
Obviously, a cat can wear anything she chooses and look spectacular. So it's up to you, since you're in charge...

There are few things more offensive than eau de wet dog.

Ever tried to bath a Cat - they don`t like it much ... they prefer to wipe their own saliva all over themselves . Check out http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A53452

I wouldn't dare to bath our cat, not unless I wanted seriously large amounts of lasserations in my arms Actually (aside), it was raining yesterday, and our cat sat out on the patio, under the patio table looking at the rain, rather than coming inside, its her quircky nature, and lack of balance and stuff that just makes here so loverble

I used to have a cat that loved to be stroked all over with the wet hands of someone who was hand-washing clothes.
He looked so silly with all his hair standing up in spikes

Have you ever noticed the way a healthy cat smells of fresh hay? Mmmmm

I sometimes wet my hands and stroke the so here hair all faces the wrong way, whilst she is really sleepy, just to have the fun of watching her frantically lick and rearrange herself when she wakes up*

*well, she never exactly wakes up, but sometimes is not asleep, if you catch the meaning

Hmmmmm...

I just got here....

I'm kinda lost...

But looks like you 's are having fun...

Whatever. If your interested check out my two forums: the Psych Ward and The Big Giant Sandwich!

(Just go through My Space, I'm too lazy to dig up the Full Addresses...)

a red dog *and* a red fox!
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Bcakcakcakcakcakcakckacakcakcakdagaddda!
oh no me? eat oh no eat and

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Was that a Cat thing or are y`all as confused as me.

(Whilst in the Cathouse, I will revert to my other persona: Alessandra Swaffham, lynx and talented courtesan on board the Wallace's Pride (yes, she's with the Captain.)

Actually, I've got a real affection thing for foxes. They're sort of cattish, being cunning and sleek and tricksy and not slobbering all over everyone.

A cattish canine ?

~shudders~

miaoww...
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