h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

NO reason for that, just felt like it.

*there is a knock on the Cat House door and a mystery is left on the doorstep.*

*there is some sniggering from adjacent bushes*

*ignores it*
why would anyone knock on a cat door anyway?

Hmm...good point

*opens door, and pokes with her toe*

Why with the name change?

*cats can ignore the best of all animals, it's a special talent, so I am using it*

(guess I'm just too curious- Sides, he'd be hurt if I didn't)

A different perception on life I guess...I'm still SM as a cat supporter though, I suppose

Okay, okay.

*carefully gives the ribbon on the a tug*

I'll at least start to unwrap it.

*watches the parcel for any strange movements or sounds*

*removes ribbon completely*

*hangs back, waiting for teh explosion*

It's not even open yet.
Ribbon seems okay.
Who wants to try the sellotape?

Hmm...

*opens cupboard*

*finds pole with grapply things at end*

*closes door, and uses pole with grapply bit through the window to open the package slowly...*

*looks for piece of large, heavy furniture to hide behind*

*finishes opening parcel*

*ducks*

*...waits, eyes squeezed tightly shut*

*opens one eye cautiously*

*peers over windowsill*

*sees...a small, silver whistle on the paper*

Hmm...oh dear

Is this one of those whistles that only dogs can hear?

Erm...Quite possibly

*has been watching and is looking nervous*

Why is nothing happening? IS this just a trick to get us paranoid?

Quite possibly

*wonders if the pneumatic drill outside her house is anything to do with the whistle*