h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

... and there. Especially there.

*points to Captain Venom*

*beams with kitty pride*

Shoo - this is supposed to be a Cat free zone. Go annoy some more gardeners

reble wolfs lover
wepons communicator
(sir!)

sir, im reasercher no:228612 AKA: spike is the sexyist boy ever and so is reble wolf (whom i am very much in love with)
Sir,
and i would like to be a Weapons communicator ,
SIR

Annoy some gardeners? I am a gardener Anyway, bugging you is much more fun

It would be excellent if i could join your group! I've lived with dogs all my life and go with two sayings:
"K-9 Within, K-9 Without"
"Once you go cat, you'll be beggin' to come back!"

Nicko

You communicate with weapons? cool! ahem, uh, er, i mean, it would be if I weren't um, er, pacifist.

*takes out tranq gun and displays*

see?

*gun accidentally goes off and ricochets around the room, hitting Arty in the foot.*

Oww! Can't feel my foot!

1. Type name, rank and serial No here.
2. State desired position in the ACF

1. Useless Hound (boots) 214221
2. Food stealer

NAME junk yard dog. U241576.
I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN. CHEERS ps
is there a cat around here, as my nose is giving me jip

1. Name: The Devil,
Rank: erm..
Number: erm..
2. position: dont know.

I'm new here and wold like to join a few clubs and groups, How can I join yours?

Please explain where I can understand. Cheers

Name:T.B. Falsename
Rank: Only slightly, I had a bath last year some time
Serial No:170182

State desired position in the ACF:Umm... head of Snow, Mountainous and Winter Warfare

well Hi there TB - good of you to drop by. I'm thankful for your posting on the invasion thread and for your advice

I think we handled the Evil crew but it was nice of the MotMV to drop by. We're not in an aggressive phase at the moment as we consider ourselves to be locked in an aeon long perpetual struggle with only one kind of creature .... the thing known as a C-A-T

*shudders*

We achieved total battlefield dominance over them some time ago and they are no longer able to field forces of any capability. As a consequence we are in purely defensive mode although on occasion some poor misguided entities feel the need to attempt an invasion. At that time our "Imperial War Machine" is mobilised if required.

I can't begin to tell you the high that comment from our enemy gave me

We are the prime partner in a movement known as the ACF or the Anti-Cat Federation which is a loose coalition of all h2g2 lifeforms which the C-A-T-s have pursued .... and there are a lot of them . This we are allied with 's, 's, , 's, 's, the , etc.

We are open to weapon and technological sharing agreements and personnel exchanges if that was to be to the benefit of the MotMV. As you can see we have some innovative defensive strategies and still retain significant offensive capability if required. We are very happy to acknowledge your jurisdiction in your own sphere of influence and have no territorial ambitions of our own. We make a good partner.

So welcome to our ranks - you have the rank of ACF Dog Trooper and my self promote as you see fit. I also acknowldge your superiority in your chosen field of expertise.

Here are some sites that will interest you:-

A655869 Induction centre
A604667 Armoury
A616844 Fighter Command
A609004 Naval Command
A697205 Shooting Range
A626654 POW Camp
A693957 Fort Fleapit

There is a special weapon of significance called the Curiositizer which you should become familiar with as curiosity kills cats as if you didn't know that already . The portal is at A613847 but unsuspecting Cats arrive at the Curiositizer at A613865.

The Cat War archive is at A685938 which contains the accounts of the conflict.

Lastly our fallen are commemorated at A743294 if you wished to pay your respects please feel free to do so.

Good to have you aborad









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1. Name: Hippa, Rank: not sure, u-number: 1295252
2. Possition: Scout