h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

okay

i have decided what goddess i would like to be...

the goddess of timelessness ...living eternal ...any and all of infinity accessible to me and to those who request passage within its realm.. . . um i think

it is not very silly but... since it has nothing to do with time... it can get confusing... in that i can move within infinity but i can't *quite* pinpoint any specific place in time to travel to... therefore kinda landing willynilly around a certain event but not quite within the um moment so to speak.. .

is that okay?

oh, and i realise it is a big job but... hey... somebody's gotta do it.

And we're glad you signed on!

Fluffy...


Welcome to the Pantheon!

um... i posted this to land 2 days ago but kinda missed the mark... ah well...

thanks Apollo! glad to be here, kinda.

i mean kinda here not kinda glad


this is confusing!

Just have some

. ...swoops through on a journey from Somewhen to Thereabouts, snagging the at the bottom of her trajectory. .. . .

. .. . .. . .. . . . . ..THAANnnnkkkk yoooouuuuuuuuuuu

hello apollo

please can i be goddess of phoenixes.

Hello Fawkes

Apollo hasn't posted for quite a while (since April) so it might be a while before he gets back to you. But I'm sure there will be no problem with you taking the title unofficially now, and him adding you to the Pantheon as and when.

And back I am!!

Fawkes...



Welcome to the Pantheon!
You'll need it

apollo

here hav a on BN lmao

Can i be god of the little people please.

I also have a law to my name. it's called Pingu's law it states that if anything goes wrong anyhing it can be blamed on me.

Unumber U7771494

Pingu...

Welcome to the Pantheon!

And remember, this is all your fault

thanks apollo

Hei! I'm the Springy Goddess, one of Allfather Oðinn's kids. I welcome the vernal equinox, but only the one in the Northern Hemisphere (although I do make occasional guest appearances at south-of the-equator events). Got My name from a propensity to hop up and down in a divine hissy fit whenever unseasonable weather takes out My marigolds.

In the off-season I'm the goddess of punctuation, chocolate, and random equipment malfunctions. If you need a blender blessed or a disk drive damned to /dev/null, look no further!

Greetings

Puny Imortals

I the manifestation of primal forces have decided to reside among you for what you would refer to as "A short time" untill all this hideous order once more collapses into wonderfull KAOS

If any of you have any objections i shall await you "outside" Bring What You Will, and a companion to dispose of your remains

I AM HEIMDALL

I am the Norse Guardian of the Gods.


I am so alert that I requires no sleep at all. I can hear the grass grow and see to the end of the world; I can hear a leaf fall.


I also have a big horn called a Gjallarhorn

Welcome to our rather colorful new visitors!!

If you're just here to hang out--be my guest. If you'd like a title, please spell it out for me. Otherwise I'm likely to tap into my creative side, and that usually doesn't work out well for other folks...

/me hands Apollo a golden quill and a poet's hat, then scampers off to watch the fun from a distance.

*writes*

Saturn Girl=

Raring Lust
Ultra Rings
Rat Gin Slur
A Girls Turn
Ran Rug Slit
Lunar Grits
Trial Rungs

*thinks*
"Oh yes, almost forgot"

Ring A Slut

Ooo, someone wants to be all cross dressed and makeup-ed up again. *giggle* I think I've got the most delightful pair of high heels that'll complement those golden thighs of yours beautifully. *grin*

Wow... I didn't get that edited yet?! I thought for sure the slut remark would set some alarms off