h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is the forum where you can request to join the Pantheon.

Since I emerged victorious in the famed Battle of the Gods I feel that I deserve godhood!

I am a manifestation of the goddess within - as are all women, I just boast about it more than others...

When performing my celestial duties - either as mother maiden or crone - I sign myself:

a goddess called Ben

Welcome to the Pantheon, O Great One!

Greetings oh Mighty One. I would be honoured to join the pantheon.

I would like to be known as `The Red God - Shape-shifting God of Dogs`. But rather than sit at the High Table I would prefer to lie beneath it eating the scraps that fall onto the floor (don`t ask - it`s a Dog thing).

Also if there are any Cat deities around there might be trouble (see http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A601174).

Great idea

Red Dog

*Ben manifests as the Maiden*

Hello doggie, nice doggie, how are you, what a pretty little doggie you are!

*holds out her hand for Red Dog to sniff*

a goddess called Ben

Hi Ben

You can my belly if you like.

Just anytime and I`ll come running.

Red

*tickles Red Dog behind ears, down back, and on the belly*

What's that? *something jumps off Red Dog's back*

Is it a flea?

a goddess called Ben

I think it`s Apollo (see Plains of Asgard fight).

Red

*Ben transforms into the Crone, and laughs so much she spills her gin *

a goddess called Ben

Touche, Red God...

and welcome to the Pantheon

ps...SaturnGirl is SUPPOSEDLY working on an expansion to the Great Hall. Any other suggestions or ideas for anything on Mt. Olympus, please let me know!
--Apollo

Sorry Apollo - couldn`t resist it .

Absolutely delighted to be in the Pantheon - the most exclusive h2g2 Club yet. Have linked from myspace to Mt Olympus.

Red

Hi there!

Could I be the:

Caper Plip, Goddess of Spoonerisms



Caper Plip

Well fellow gods and goddesses, what do you think?

Hiya!

I'd love it if you make me the:

Goddess of Particularly Steep Tangents

Please? Pretty please?

Stay omnipotent deities!
WD

*lightening, smoke, gothic music, RedFish*

'ello.

After that little display, dont you think I deserve to join your parthenon?

possibly "RedFish, the great Fish God, god of athiests, agnostics and free thinkers..."

God, it's big in 'ere, isn't it?

Thanks so much!

Caper Plip

Welcome CP, WD, and RedFish...glad you found Olympus!!

You are part of the Pantheon, but as you can see still "in-training"...
Which simply means that a few trips through Olympus, fights in the Battle of the Gods, or whatever other "godly" endeavour you can come up with to prove that you are god material, and you will be granted full god status by the rest of the Pantheon!

By the way... this also means that any suggestions for additions to Olympus, whether you want to create your own page and link from here or just change and add to the original....will be seriously considered Please, give me your input!

--Apollo

Ho HO HO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAh
Casting off all former persona, night nurse rides into the great hall on her horse Grane
She dismounts and kneels at the feet of apollo.
Great master.
Please may I be Bruinhilda daughter of Wotan, and defender of secret lovers everywhere
I last manifested in this persona when I worked in an operating theatre and used to sing Wagnerian opera in the corridor
I await your reply with trepidation
Night

Arise, Bruinhilda...
Greetings, welcome to the Great Hall!! (spectacular entrance, by the way )

How could I refuse such a request?

perhaps you would care to stop by the Valhalla Inn? There have been no customers as of yet...but we haven't had any Norse Gods, either and please, drop your horse off in a stable somewhere...create one if you'd like!