h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

someone's touchy...

Sorry, BABE... I'll try to control myself

*punches Apollo in the arm* I don't think she'll like that one much either.

oooooooh

:: she slowly wakes and realizes his statement, her eyes flair:: Watch yourself Apollo, you may be our leader or the founder, but that does not mean you can be.... rude, ::laughter than shows in her eyes:: just remember I am not just the "Lady of Silence" but am also the "Lady of Death and Rebirth"..... ::sighs and falls back to sleep, being as she is very tired::

I was without a PC

hmmm....

welcome back sarge

Thank you...and now I'm *finally* catching up I shall subscribe to Olympus methinks...

*Chuckles at the arrogance of gods and wonders how long he can hold out walking around in the Pantheon before Apollo gets mad and tries to kick him out. Then realizing that it is impossible to kick anyone out, Arten stops worrying and starts speaking*

What idle chat. Do the gods do nothing but fight? What good is a god with no people, only battle?

*Wonders again how long it will take to annoy anyone in the Pantheon*

Ah, the wonders of provocation. Does the soul no end of good.

:: wakeslaughter shows in her eyes as she listens to Arten:: What an odd chap, but he is funny, anyway..... I'll take him under my protection I think...... ::falls back to sleep::

My grandfather used to call me a chap. you're the first since he died. I suppose not all gods are bad. In fact, having seen you fight, you don't even revel in your power. You just use it. No showy Blah. I've seen showy Blah that could make the things that go on in here look like a bad light show. some really arrogant PBs have actually out done the Guide Mark II in fantastical display. Waste of time, to me.

However, I have no need of your protection. Just because I don't flaunt my power doesn't mean its not there. I am perfectly capable of making the all the gods in the Pantheon disappear as if they had never had existed. The only way to fight a blade is to have the same kind of power as a blade, unless they're just toying with you.

Welcome Arten... glad to see you like the place I would have responed sooner, but I've been on a little siesta.

Some interesting concerns you raise, and some intriguing provocation. Fortunately, us Olympians are extremely laid back... in fact, that is what defines us We don't really take anything (including ourselves) too seriously. So if our "arrogance" is too much for you, I apologize... however, if you want to just kick back and revel in life unending, you are more than welcome here

(some vaguely profane word that shows disappointment), he's relatively intelligent. This is a challenge I cannot pass up.

I certainly have better places to spend eternal life. If you're so laid back, why do you constantly fight?

As to your eternity of existence, there's another bit of arrogance that I can't stand. First of all, it is possible to kill a god, and so, since you'll be passing through all of the possible states of the universe in your existence, you will by the laws of mathematics die.

Then there is the fact that you only get one eternity. I find that rather constricting at least.

and (by the way) of course you don't take anything seriously, you don't know what any of it means.

::glares at Arten:: stop being stuck up. ::she whispers something that makes it so he can not speak,:: Love being the goddes of silence ::thinks about it::hmmmm maybe it is more intresting with him able to speak undoes the silence, Watches the others as she sits on her silver thrown:: Apollo I have a question to ask of you.

::glares at Arten:: stop being stuck up. ::she whispers something that makes it so he can not speak,:: Love being the goddes of silence ::thinks about it::hmmmm maybe it is more intresting with him able to speak undoes the silence, Watches the others as she sits on her silver thrown:: Apollo I have a question to ask of you.

Feel free SD (though you need only ask it once )

So I am a challenge now, Arten?? Very well...
First you must understand that the Battle of the Gods was around long before Olympus. A conversation between myself, Red Dog, and Saturn Girl sparked a kind of interesting idea that we went with. By the end, SG, Mother of God, and primarily a girl called ben, had teamed up to "beat" me. When I came up with the idea of Olympus, I decided that this little conversation could spice things up around here. So, the BoG got its own page and we've had some great "fights" since!
The purpose of the BoG is that it is a CHALLENGE (much like the one you presumed I was making to you )...a mental one, since we gods know that we cannot harm one another. Occasionally conversations around H2G2 start to get dull, so what better way to enjoy eternity than to use a little creativity and humor in a "contest" against one another?

You and I, Arten, are pretty well having our own little "battle" here... kind of fun, as you've said yourself Just pick a character, throw in a bit of immortal arrogance, and you've got he Battle of the Gods!

--by the way, one eternity is plenty for us Olympians. We aren't so arrogant to think we deserve more than that

::sighs listening to Arten and Apollo:: Intresting to know how we started... ::lets out a low whistle and her wolf Atlas comes running, stands:: shall we go for a run love. ::the wolf nods, she smiles and heads for the door as she does her clothes turn into a pair of black shorts, a purple tanks and black and purple running shoes, she waves her hand in good bye. Her silver thrown now sits there empty::