h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

/me ponders setting off the alarms, but decides that the water in the sprinkler system attached to the fire alarm would ruin her hair and dress. She elects instead to dress Apollo up in a little black dress and matching spike heels.

um

I hate it when she does that...

here take that off and put this on

just lemme know when you're gonna do it so i can watch

Everyone with good fashion sense knows that the towel is the accessory for the perfect little black dress.

Besides, as awesome as towels are at showing off his golden thighs, the micromini skirt on that dress and the high heels are even better at it.

very true!

Now fluffy, you know if you hand a man a towel and ask him to wear it, he just demonstrates his proficiency as a towel-hanger, right?

Are you sure you're proficient, though, Apollo?

i request to become the god of the time vortex

ooh we have a time vortex, did someone muck up the LHC?

ERRM no i dont thing so, i hope

kipperonthefloor -- Welcome to the Pantheon!!

Oh, and watch out for Eddy. I hear he's in the time-space continuum.

7 months have passed while have wreaked havoc over the surface of this world and out among the stars and yet you do not acknowlage my divinity......

therefore i have brought about a device capable of rending the fabric of your reality and spewing forth primeval kaos....


i await your reply

<--- shameless plug for the new smiley i want

That shameless PLUG could be inserted into a shameless orafice

oh i do so hope so Taff