h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Hey Fluffy. If you want to be a God here you've got to think of what you want to be the God OF. Have a look at the Pantheon for inspiration

I have been fighting wars between gods and mortal men for 2000 years at least.

If you want to know more about my history, visit my space at U8448197.

You must find me worthy to be among you.

Ryan the Daemon Host (you don't have to associate daemons with evil).

*Bows low*

A welcome to Olympus, great Prince. I present myself to you as Aximili, Lord of Shapeshifters and welcome you into our pantheon with open arms. Unfortunately, mighty Apollo, the ruler of Olympus graces us with his presence only periodically, and with no warning. He comes and goes with the wind, and is just as bound by it's whims. Therefore you may have to wait to be formally indoctrinated into the Pantheon, however I am sure he would not object to you gracing us with your presence.

If you require anything, I am here to serve advice and possibly even food if I fee so inclined, and am also not averse to the odd test of strength, once you are settled in.

Until you are indoctrinated, I hope you will make yourself comfortable and enjoy yourself here.

*Bows in response*

Thank you for the warm welcome.

Is there anywhere where I can practace my sword play (without killing anyone major)?

*Puts an arm companionably around Ryan*

I may be able to help you there, my friend. I can create for you a battleground and opponents that are exactly as powerful and varied as you need them to be. And perhaps when you are more experienced in combat, I may be permitted to test your strength? It has been a long time since I fought a worthy opponent.

Battlefield sounds good!

Lead on!

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I can create whatever you want here. Use it and my abilities to enhance your skills.

Thanks I shall get down to training!

Thank you for your gracias hosting, Aximili!

And Ryan welcome to the Pantheon!! Fare well in the Battle of the Gods--it can get quite nasty in there.

Hey, 2000 years or more of fighting has been really benificial to me. I should be OK .

oooo Apollo !

Yes, I'm here! What? Who was that? I didn't do it.

Can you prove that, Apollo?

He has an alibi, I had him in handcuffs at the time.

OK. I can accept that

Hey, I said I didn't do it!

I've got pictures too, if my word isn't good enough for you. Granted, I don't know why the word of The Bombshell Goddess isn't enough for you. You really should respect your elders. Also, I might have to censor parts of the pictures so as to not offend your tender sensibilities.

Don't tempt me, Saturn Girl

I suppose I'll have to take both your words for it. You both seem pretty sure.

OK, I believe you.

(Delicate sensibilities. Hah )

(Compared to mine, everyone on Mount Olympus has very delicate sensibilities. )