h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sorry, just been informed I should have posted my request here as well. Can I be the God of Lost Memories?

Sorry. You know what's just occoured to me? The God of Lost Memories HAS BEEN FORGOTTEN!!!!!!!!!

Sorry. I just had to get that out of my system. As you were.

I'm not forgotten, I'm just ignored. Totally different.

Well, Apollo has seen and spoken to you, ergo, you have been forgotten. (Not that anyone would ever admit it)

Well, Maybe Apollo hasn't been online a lot, ergo, I haven't been added to the list, yet

There you go, then

Seriously, though, he doesn't seem to get online that much. In fact, when you and he spoke (about two weeks ago, if my memory serves) I think it was the first time he's been on for a good few months. And in this place, a few months means a LOT of backlog

Oh yes, the backlog. I was off for a culinary holiday for 5 years. You don't need to tell me about the backlog.

Maybe that's why he's absent for months at a time. Still reading the backlog of the conversations from his last holiday.

Good point Oh dear, there I go again

Hmm, that's quite a bad problem you've got there Oh dear, and it appears to be contagious

Hah... yes, the one thing I haven't yet managed to overcome in my godly exploits is the challenge of backlog.

All shall now be amended

Aries--


Welcome to the Pantheon!

On behalf of the newly instated God Of Lost Memories (Who I'm sure I'll be blaming a lot in the future) I thank thee, Mighty Apollo. Please allow me to bestow this gift of thanks unto you on his behalf.

*Shapeshifts a dust bunny into a large , then thinks better of it and changes it into a , which he hands to Apollo.*

Now, anyone fancy a go in the Battleground?

I hereby thank you both

and order Aximili to forget how to fight

Now, I fancy a go in the battlefield. Anyone joining me?

Nothing doing, buster. I may be nice, but I'm not THAT nice Set up a battlefield, and I'll join you there.

*takes out a gauntlet and throws it on the floor*

Wow, two ACEs fighting together,

*Looks at the gauntlet* Nice workmanship. What's it for?

*picks up gauntlet and walks away muttering and shaking his head*

*Calls after his retreating back*

Set up an arena in the Battleground and I''ll take you on.

The arena will be Limbo http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F72944?thread=4314776&post=50381076#p50381076

I'm there.

*Pops off*