h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This was created by the Great Shapeshifter Aximili to hone the skills of warriors. The arena is fille with dust, which the Shifter can change however he desires.

I need about 10,000 normal human soldiers to train against.

10,000? Woah. Big man

*Gestures and 10,000 muscly, heavily-armed warriors, highly trained and in peak physical condition sprout forth from the dust and approach, weapons drawn. I settle down to enjoy the show, and create a bag of popcorn.*

Let's see what you do with them, Mister Big-Sword.

*Roars with delight and starts severing limbs from torsos and heads from shoulders*

Ha ha haar! This takes me back to fighting all those worriers I fought during Ragnarok!

*2 hours of tearing, ripping, slicing and screaming, Ryan the Daemon Prince emerges victorious!*

A very impressive technique. Care for...more of a challenge?

Depends, how many?

I was thinking more along the lines of Dragons.

50 fire-breathing, flying Wyverns. Up for it?

What's a Wyvern?

One of these

http://www.ochogames.com/store/images/products/Wyvern_400.jpg

*Whistles in awe*

C'mon then! Let's be 'avin 'em!

But first!

*Glug glug glug*



Game on!!!

*At a motion from Aximili, the Wyverns attack. They are ferocious and wily opponents. Some swoop down and try to grab or bite Ryan, some try to fry him with fire. They always make sure that what they are doing does not interrupt what their fellows are doing. One swoops down and allows Aximili to climb on his back, lifting him high for a better view of the action. This one Ryan must kill to truly emerge the victor. Aximili gives the Wyverns his blessing and settles down to watch*

*Crouches down on the floor. Casts a sheild spell to keep himself safe from the Wyverns various attacks. All at once he sucks the souls from 30 of the Wyverns, they fell lifless all around him. The newly aquired souls make Ryan triple in size as he then procedes to make a grab at the group of Wyverns circling around his head. He gras five of them in his massive fist, crushing them to death. Three Wyverns swoop in and start trying to incinerate Ryan. Ryan holds out his hand and catches the fire in a ball in his hand. He then hurls the ball into four more Wyverns who were swooping in for a similar attack. The ball explodes with such force and heat, it vapourises eight of the creatures. Six Wyverns then break off for an attack. Seing them coming Ryan casts a spell known as Mass Mutation, the six Wyverns all fall to the ground as tiny mewing spawns that Ryan proceeds to step on. Turning to face Aximili's Wyvern. The Wyvern dives at Ryan, attempting to sink its claws into Ryan's flesh. With one sweep of his sword, both pieces of the Wyvern fall back to the ground. Ryan catches Aximili with his psychic powers and lowers him safely to the ground. Seeing that the battle is over, Ryan returns to his normal size and magicaly heals his scratch and burn wounds*

*Aximili's applause is more enthusiastic this time.*

Most impressive, my friend. Never have I seen such prowess with this weapon. May I examine it more closely?

Please do, but be careful.

Have a look here to read more about the sword A25203458.

Can I have it back now, please? Before my next fight.

Of course you may.

*Hands over the sword*

Thank you. Now, is there anymore fighting? I long to sink this blade into some enemy flesh!