A Conversation for The Battle of the Gods

The Plains of Asgard

Post 261

chromecoveredclone

you know if you don't start with the blood and guts and stuff i'll have to move things along! i have a buyrate to look out for here!


The Plains of Asgard

Post 262

Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon

*is ignorant of what the 'God' has just said*


The Plains of Asgard

Post 263

chromecoveredclone

if people tune out, you'll get less money from when you beat Deakie!

*morphs into Deakie, punts the meditating Ferret up the bum, runs behind a rock, morphs back*

did you see what Deakie did?!


The Plains of Asgard

Post 264

Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon

*using the power of his mind, lifts the rock, and drops it on C's head*


The Plains of Asgard

Post 265

chromecoveredclone

*as Ferret has his eyes closed he doesn't realise the rock is only 3 inches long*

ow!

smiley - grr

*smiley - magics a pink bow around BF*

got to make you pretty for the cameras. smiley - nahnah


The Plains of Asgard

Post 266

Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon

smiley - grr Pink?!?

*throws the ribbon on the floor, turns it into a snake, which attacks CCC*


The Plains of Asgard

Post 267

chromecoveredclone

*catches the snake and pulls it straight,pulls out a bow and uses the snake as an arrow, aims and hits the target dead centre. Deakie howls in pain as the snake bites her bum. hides bow as Deakie turns*

BF did it, was his ribbon.

smiley - angel


The Plains of Asgard

Post 268

Dea.. - call me Mrs B!

*ignores the small children playing in the mud and enjoys smiley - redwine*


The Plains of Asgard

Post 269

chromecoveredclone

Deakie! this id for Pay Per View! you could be a star!

and BF said you smell.


The Plains of Asgard

Post 270

Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon

*Goes back into a trance smiley - zen*


The Plains of Asgard

Post 271

chromecoveredclone

humph!

fine!

then this is an open challenge to anyone who wishes a battle. otherwise i have to pay backt eh broadcasting guys!


The Plains of Asgard

Post 272

Dea.. - call me Mrs B!

Too late, Ducks already spent the advance you got!

A bankrupt God? Now there's a concept!


The Plains of Asgard

Post 273

chromecoveredclone

i'll just <magic them some money, or smite them. no worries.

still spoiling for a fight tho.


The Plains of Asgard

Post 274

Xarin Sliron currently into cheesecake


The Plains of Asgard

Post 275

Xarin Sliron currently into cheesecake

I callenge anyone who will brave my attack smiley - wizard


The Plains of Asgard

Post 276

Aximili

The mighty God of Shapeshifters accepts your challenge!


The Plains of Asgard

Post 277

Xarin Sliron currently into cheesecake

(sorry I've been busy) you make your move first


The Plains of Asgard

Post 278

Aximili

Hehe, according to the rules I've won already. smiley - smiley Shall we ignore that?


*Shapeshifts into a giant tiger and leaps at Josh.*


The Plains of Asgard

Post 279

Xarin Sliron currently into cheesecake

*Josh pulls a hole out of his pocket and politly let's Aximili land in it*


The Plains of Asgard

Post 280

Aximili

Hey!

*Scrambles out of the hole*

Phew, that was close.

*Brews up a lightning storm that zaps Josh.*

Ooh, pretty. By the way, where did that hole lead?


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