h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

preety colours.
*the colours fly to die all of Mystrunners clothing in horrible clashing pychadelic patterns* uh oh the fashion police!
*the fashion police handcuff mystrunner and put him into a god power broof cell*

*His clothing changes back to the normal colours, and the fashion police, realizing that there had been a setup, let him loose and haul Phoniex into the cell in his place.*

Justice wins every time...

for a start you couldnt use youre powers but anyway. *the fashion police fall over and the cell disentegrates and the particles form into a tv with a trashy sitcom that shoots re runs all the time Mystrunner is sucked inside*

Trick is, the Cell is God-Proof. My clothes aren't. You, however should technically not be able to get out of the cell, vis a vis. (Whatever that means).

*Mystrunner steps out of the sitcom, and melts the tv back into it's original cell form, around Phoniex,*

*the fashion police wake up and open the cell with red faces, the cell disentegrates* now that was the end of the cell *mystunner falls over with his feet joined together in a giant fish tail, a cooking pot appears and he begins to fry*

FisH anyone?

*The figure of Mystrunner dissolves, revealing a lot of Paper Mache.*

Glad I put a lot of stats into disguises...

thats it im bored i consent victory to you mystrunner

So soon, Phoniex? That was quite abrupt, I must say...

in all honesty i found this battle very boring it was tedious because Mystrunner always twisted my words i could never win it was boring

Well, Ok. That's the way its supposed to be though. Trick the opponent into doing something that he can't get out of.

well thought matey *shakes hands* i hope we can be friends

*Shakes*



No sorrows! Or is that worries?

either way friends and mates Myst

Yay!

See you at the Castle, maybe? Untill then...!

*Vanishes*

yeah i might pop over *vanishes*

*appears on the plain, in full valkyrie gear with a really big sword - hey, they were out of axes!*

come on then! bring em on!

*Enters the desolate plains and stirs the sand with each step. Dressed head to toe in battle gear*

Roll up! Roll Up! buy your tickets for Deakie vs. Bold Ferret*. The fight you always wanted to see!

only £50 a ticket.







*card subject to change if they don't go along with it...

I'll have one of those CCC

Ahem!


You touting now Chrome-boy?

Cheers Spit!

*gives her front row ticket*

seat it over there...


hi Deaks... er i'll split the profit with the winner!