h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Steals the £50 note, and hits CCC on the head with a frying pan*

*sits in the front row with Spit and opens bottle of *

Deaks, When you've finished that wine, you'd better come and squish C with me.

that's gratitude for you!

line up a sweet PPV match for you both, cut for the winner and everything and you go and hit me with a frying pan!

well that's it!

*s a bo staff with hooks attatched to each end. hooks BF by the mouth to one end, swings the staff and hooks Deakie with the other by the mouth. CCC then proceeds to swing both around above his head*

oh - a catherine wheel!

*acknowledges the appreciation without missing a beat*

*puts lights round head so that catherine wheel is all sparkly*

Ooooh, go faster C! This is fun!

*Passes the neck brace*

WWWWWEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

*makes tail flash in a rainbow of colours*

oh that is so pretty

(tickles CCC with a feather under his raised arms)(duck feather of course)

*spins them both round and round until Spit is overcome with awe at the spectacle*

and now, the finale!

*secretly dips them in petrol and spins them through a handy torch that happens to be lying around. continues to spin them until they burn out, leaving two blackened lumps either on of the pole. bows.*

i thank you, i thank you!



i'm here all week, try the steak.

spit, you should know that a chromecoveredclone wouldn't be ticklish.

doh - silly me

i'll let you off.



for a minute there i thought it was three on one!

dream on

... CCC, As it's so hot on these here plains, I didn't think sun screen would be strong enough. I'm wearing a flame proof suit.

now it's a blackened and charred flameproof suit.

this is Godly fire, not your normal stuff.

me being a God and you being gods in training and all that...

So I'm fine then, it's only the suit which got burnt!!

just softening you two up if you want a real battle. or if i can persuade you to fight each other i can say that was the pre-show.

*Sits down and goes into a trance *