h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Josh charges his battery with lightning* oh actualy *Josh jumps in and hanges with hot women* *gets out puts back hole then squeezes lightning out of battery at Aximili*

*Shapeshifts into a rock. The lightning harmlessly earths itself. Aximili then drops the 'k' and becomes a roc. He swoops at Josh, claws outstreched.*

KAW!

turns staff into boulder that Axy () chrashes into

Axy?! You'll pay for THAT!

*Shapeshifts staff into iron bar. Lightning hits bar and electrocutes Josh*

Haha! Since that staff can shapeshift, it's part of my domain, and I have control over it!

*evil laugh* we will see about that *changes staff inyo a plain staff that axy(my sisters name for axle from kingdom hearts chain of memories and kingdom hearts 2she has a chrush on him)can't change sinse Josh has strong will* axy axy axy axy axy axy

*evil laugh* we will see about that *changes staff inyo a plain staff that axy(my sisters name for axel from kingdom hearts chain of memories and kingdom hearts 2she has a chrush on him)can't change sinse Josh has strong will* axy axy axy axy axy axy

opps double post 2nd one is right

Curses! Foiled again! Picks up a battleaxe from the ground and lunges at Josh, chopping his staff in two.

*picks up staffs and twirls them so that they keep hitting axy on the head*

Ow!Ow!OW! That HURTS!

*Shapeshifts axe into nunchuck. Twirls them at Josh.*

Howd'ya like THEM apples?

I wouldn't do that(seriosly this is a real tip to use a nunchuck you have to be willing to hit your self to get multiple hits in since when they bounce off a target they always try to keep going except at you instead of the target glad to help so I won't coun't that move if you won't)

Hey, who's backing off?

*Ax sits a few teeth out*

Shapwshifts nunchuck into... exxploding pumpkin*

KaBOOM!

Stop (magic from kingdom hearts) *time freezes for josh to carve face in pumpkin and back away* look it's a yay

Let there be LIFE!

*Pumpkin comes alive and attacks Josh*

*Josh grabs it and throws it at Axy* yay halloween

*Dodges pumpkin. It hits a pillar and explodes. The pillar begins to fall towards Josh.

*Josh steps aside* oooo the pillar is falling *Josh turns staff to machine gun and starts shooting at axy*

*Runs away from the machine gun and hides behind another pillar*

*turns gun to missle lancher and launches heat seekers at AXY*

*Shapeshifts himself into a block of ice. The Missiles go into reverse, hurtling towards Josh*