h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So work a witty way out of it Besides... you can't die... you're a god!

i changed you into a girl but i didnt kill you so there

Really? Did you ever?

*Mystrunner rips a hole in space/time, and brings his self from post 197 forward to the present. The demons, confused, persue Phoniex. Mystrunner's current self vanishes*

At her, demons! Show no mercy.

*gives the deamons a kiss and they falll down smittem* butterflys surround the mysrunner and he cannot move they leave to reveal a giant fish ???

*Steps out from behind the fish*

The point of that was...?

*Mystrunner bends light around himself, becoming invisible.*

*puts on her special ~one of a kind~ sunglasses that also lets her see invisable stuff for better watching the battle, but makes sure that they are firmly attached to her head, and ~can not~ be removed. And in case of removal, being touched (in any manner, physical or not) by anyone involved in the battle will make them disapear and never be able to be recreated.*

*phoniex colours the area around mystrunner in wax crayon so that he shows up, then she throws a tin of orange paint at him so that everyone can see where he is* now that looks good *the paint dries hard*
Pulls out some sun glasses these look good, yours look good on you too Saturn Girl

*The paint on Mystrunner's body crawls forward into a spike, and launches itself at Phoniex.*

the spike turns into a pike a goes and bites mystrunners bottom

*Mystrunner twists space/time, aging the pike to extinction in seconds. Then, he begins to use the same effects at Phoniex.*

Take a few millenia off your feet...

the point of that was...... i dont age.... *transforms self into an angel and turns mystrunner into a fish*

*The magic crackles harmlessly off of Mystrunner's wards. The ground beneath Phoniex crumbles to dust as she slides down far into the earth. The ground seals up behind her with a snap.*

Everything has age...

* the ground falls ok phoniex and mystrunners wards fall of and tangle mystrunner in them*

as a godess i a immortal therefore i do not age

Oh, how incredibly passé! Deities may not age... but they can get exceedingly dated...

well im always in fashion because i were red

Since when was red the new black? Oh well, it's not my place to get into an argument about fashion...

its never out of fashion

*The runes flare back to life on Mystrunner's skin. The cave Phoniex is trapped in begins to get smaller.*

ooc/ i already came out of the ground ooc/

*phoniex uses her spell oblitarators power to get rid of the runes they can never be used again *

*Mystrunner cast a counter-spell, the backlash sending Phoniex's powers out in a spray of colour.*