h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thank you MoG, that was truly divine of you.

And an on-topic addition:
Making my own 'exotic' clothes.

Editorial Note: This conversation has been moved from 'Ask the h2g2 Community' to 'What Makes You Feel Sexy?'.

Only one thing makes me feel sexy, and it's illegal. Everything else just makes me nervous and self-concious.

Oh my, you only just realised? Now go and see if you can understand what Hugo the Fish is bubbling about...

Tragic truth: I feel sexy when dressed for the gym - all in black Lycra. At least I now have the body for it, even if my biceps still aren't quite as big as I'd like.

Also when out in the sun - bad I know, sjin cancer risk and all, but I love the feel of the sun on my skin.

I hate the sun. I'm two steps away from being photophobic. The night's much nicer...

Wearing tight leather or rubber clothing, especially corsets, tights etc, stringent bondage and a leather clad Amazon lady, surreptitiously smiling down at me with a glint in her eye and the promise of things to come usually does the trick. Failing that a fantasy of the same.

Yes, we've covered corsets here. O, how we've covered them. And what fun we've had...

I'm similar to Just zis Guy and always used to feel incredibly relaxed and sexy after a few hours of lying in the sun (Preferably on a sandy beach, next to a deep blue sea!) impersonating a rock lizard.

Unfortunately despite using sun block, too much of a good thing was my undoing and a few years ago I had a malignant melanoma removed from my left thigh. Now, I'm banned from sunbathing and the only time I feel sexy is when I've had a muscle-numbingly good work out at the gym but by the time I've got the kidlets to bed, I don't have enough energy left to indulge my earlier urges and fall asleep on the sofa! Don't you feel sympathy towards my long-suffering hubby?

Sympathy on both counts... (feeling slightly guilty because of naturally large quantities of melanin.)
Walking about amongst trees is nice. 'Specially the healthy glow it gives you.

I love trees and walking aongst them always makes me feel extremely relaxed, but unfortunately, not sexy! (I used to have a favourite route that I used to run through a local woods!)

Hi y'all
Try taking someone special on a picnic in a secluded spot in those woods. Bring along a bottle of wine and some finger foods... something fun to nibble from each other's fingers. And don't forget the skeeter repellent... nothing worse to destry the romance than an impromptu slapfest.... unless you've a taste for such things, of course.

Trees... hmmm, yes, trees and the surrounding woods and the presence of twigs in the hair has been mentioned, but I promised myself I wouldn't bring the conversation down to my normal level, so... dancing and that sort of exercise gets me glowing (and gets me going!)

x x Fenny

Corsets? Interesting, I might just try that.

This may sound strange, but sometimes a little strangeness can really help you realize just how sexy you are.
I say do something wild. A little (or a big) bit of nudity can sometimes feel just great. Strip down (make sure you don't have company coming), put on your favorite music and dance untill you colapse into a heap. Do crazy things when no one is looking, or even in public, if your that type, and if you get the chance, find a nice,secluded lake and go skinny-dipping at night (for best effects, try midnight of the blue moon) and make up silly skinny-dipping jingles.

Sam Wolf

Hmm, I once bought this shirt that I thought I didn´t look all that bad in. That´s really the only time I can recall having felt sexy.

Hi,

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There you go.

Sick Bob, I hereby make you an honorary member of the 'Perverts' thread (don't worry, everyone's very nice there.)

Xanatic, I'm beginning to worry about you (if you weren't being sarcastic.) You can't be that bad! And I've been sending you hugs... have another?

As for doing mad things in the nude... those that I don't already do. Well, for the next 3 weeks this house is my own. I've got all sorts of schemes lined up... bringing the hammock in, for one.

Hi Bob! Long time no see.

I'm waiting to hear the results of your interior decorating, Mandrake. The suspense is killing me.

Secret surprises are good for making me feel sexy. Once upon a time I bought some glow-in-the-dark paint markers that were invisible except in uv lighting. I colored a little trail of messages and instructions on myself, starting under my hair and wending it's way over my torso. When my boyfriend and I went out to dinner that evening *I* knew it was there, but nobody else did. When we went to a dance club later that had some pockets of black light, he saw the "start here" message, and part of the trail which led into my shirt. He couldn't WAIT to get home and follow the rest of the map, and I wouldn't let him get more than a peek at it til we were home. Made for a stimulating evening... he was one of those who take instruction well.

Mandragora: I´ve been lurking at a truth or dare site, maybe that´s the place for you. There you also have naked people bringing in the hammock and stuff. It´s really fun to read all those weird postings

I wasn´t being sarcastic. But I do probably have an ability to exaggerate and generally be self-pitying.