h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Transvestitism... I did make a corset for a man once, but that was for Rocky Horror (he specially requested some kind of bosom, which we managed.) It's men who are most surprised/shocked/embarrassed when I tell them I make corsets, women tend to go 'Hmm, that sounds interesting... I might get one.'
Today I am fully-clothed. Sorry.

Here's a woman, who said "Hmm, that sounds interesting... I might get one." A man in corsets wouldn't make me feel sexy. *Me* in corsets, would. So would another woman in corsets. (Definitely not PC, but I never was another crowd-follower!)

x x Fenny (fetishist)

Very bold. I agree, btw.
Men in corsets always look silly, unless they are Mr. Pearl. (Sorry chaps, but you have no particular natural shape. And that weird free-floating bum thing- that is just bizarre.)
Here is a splending book you may enjoy: 1000 Dessous, the History of Lingerie, by Gilles Neret. Mainly pictures, gorgeous ones, of women's underwear Through The Ages. Many MANY corsets. (Some of the pictures are sheer comedy, unless you really go for tacky Edwardian porn.) It's about three inches thick and can be bought in Waterstone's etc. for about £17.00. Go! Purchase! Now!

Meanwhile, back to "What makes you feel sexy?". Receiving suggestive text messages during a working day takes the drudgery out of it and gives you something to look forward to on the way "home".
SMS - a toast
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Yay - an opportunity to post a bit of trivium!

Sexy "Short Message Service": I was getting worked up by the irritating "Dot Dot Dot, Dash Dash, Dot Dot Dot" which heralds text messages, so I took time out and listened to the beat, and realised that I was listening to "SMS" spelled with Morse Code!

You can put that on your "Useless Facts" page, if you want.

What's sexy? 'Private' exhibitionism (just you and him, and leaving the curtains open if you dare...)

x x Fenny

Isn't it now okay to have sex in a car- i.e if anyone sees you, it's their fault for spying. Something to do with windows.
So: (question to everyone) what's your favourite place for shenanigans? Real or wishful thinking.

We 'played' in a wood. He took his coat off and I lay on it, then we drove home afterwards, covered in twigs and feeling a bit silly.

It was fun and satisfying, though. It was primeval, and also dangerous, both of which were real turn-ons. Unfortunately, it was also damp and dirty, and hayfever became an issue.

OK - that's my deepest, darkest secret!

Anyone else?

x x Fenny

I can't decide which is my deepest, darkest secret. (Collaboration with partner necessary, since he's on-Guide too. Maybe we'll select one to be the winner.)
This was pretty damn good: beach, height of the tourist season, middle of the day. Which was not complete, alas, due to the sudden appearance of strolling woman and a slight rockfall. (No one wants to end up like the Chicken Sex Death Man, do they?)
Two can fit in a sarong. Make the most of it!

(plug: someone please post to Your Beautiful- not a typo- before it disappears...)

Wow! Rockfall!!!!

Anyone for 'Going Outside'? (Courtesy: Mr G.Michael)
From the same source: what about on the stairs, on the kitchen table (ours is too small!), or in uniform?

I haven't made it into the mile-high club - I think you need to be more supple than I am!

x x Fenny

Depends on the uniform...
currently, I'd really like a walled garden.

Walled garden would take away the threat - surely that's not as sexy?

x x Fenny

Well, I've always had a general secret-garden thing going. To be outdoors yet not have to make sure the neighbours don't see...
...but if it's in general public land, then the chance someone could see you is part of the fun.

Has anyone else tried hammocks?

Ooh, we got a hammock as a wedding present, but being ungrateful (we've written a thank you letter, but we have no room!) we haven't opened it! Is it good???

x x Fenny

Surely the wind whispering across your b*ttocks is sexy wherever you do it

Hammocks are certainly worth opening. Seems like whoever gave the present really knew their stuff!
In normal circumstances (well, comparatively normal, for me) you have to put a lot of effort into maintaining a reasonable 'bounce'. In a hammock, it's all done for you. Effortless. Remember to use a quilt, or you'll get rope-burn- of course, that can sometimes add to the experience.
We dragged the hammock in from outside (it's on a frame, so you can use it anywhere) because my garden is REALLY not the place.

I read recently that Viagra has given some trouble with elderly people having sex all the time. In Phoenix they had 8 couples in 7 days who got arrested for having sex in public. Respect for the elders eh?

Hoho!
I'd rather not suddenly come across people getting their groove on, whatever age. Unless of course it was part of a carefully-planned scene...
(Not sure what I can get away with here, so I'm going to start a thread on Perverts.)

Did you see today's Talking Point? Without asking us, the experts! Rascals.

Here's an old thread some of you might enjoy on most unusual places you've ever made love. http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F19585?thread=97871 Bon voyage ;-)