A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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Lurcher Posted Oct 12, 2001
* Falls in*
Light, my sweet, has someone moved the door? 
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Oct 12, 2001
Hey Lurcher! Knowing this place probably someone has moved the door! On the other hand the door may be in the same place but the rest of the room has moved!
Anyway what can I get you?
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Lurcher Posted Oct 12, 2001
Well, in that case, since you insist, and if you`ve got any of that Balvenie left, perhaps just a large one? ,
And if I should speak out of ................
*collapses on nearest floor*
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Oct 12, 2001
* is glad that the nearest floor was the one under their feet *
* tries to help Lurcher to the nearest comfortable sofa *
* puts a small amount of Belvenie in a glass and puts it neat Lurcher *
* puts a glass of water near him too *
* gets a blanket and puts it over Lurcher so he does not get cold *
Sleep Tight Lurcher, Sweet dreams
* makes herself a 
, drink it and then goes to bed *
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shagbark Posted Oct 12, 2001
Tall wooden stranger slips quietly in. I wonder what they would say if I told them I had an article accepted for the edited guide today
.
I think that calls for a drink
. Pours himself a short glass of rum
and disappears the way he came
.
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Oct 12, 2001
...wow...who was that tall wooden stranger???
*thinks...must read guide entry*
*rouses swashbot from hiding place behind pizza oven*
"LOS JETZT...SAUBERMACHEN! ALLES AUFHEBEN! ENTSTAUBEN DANN SAUGEN !
GLASER SAMMELN DANN WASCHEN, DASS ALTE ESSEN VON KUHLSCHRANK ENTLEEREN UND UBERBORD AN DIE 
WERFEN !"
*alec pours himself a 
of the tolly and steps out onto the starboard side balcony to enjoy the sunset whilst the swashbot happily cleans the bar.
alec 
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Scott Bennett-AKA Scoop Posted Oct 13, 2001
Hellllloooooooooooooo.
I'm 
and ona funny computer. how is evryone
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Oct 13, 2001
*an odd smell permiates the bar. Mr. Christopher emerges from a cloud of purple smoke*
Great News! Wednesday I went to the Marc Maron booksigning at the Astor Place Barnes and Nobel. He signed my book "Morgan - This is our first book signing - Marc Maron" because he had never done a reading before and I had never attended one. Just before it started, I SAW JANEANE GARAFALO! I SAW JANEANE GARAFALO! I SAW JANEANE GARAFALO! *doing the "I saw Janeane Garafalo" dance*
And She smiled at me!
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Scott Bennett-AKA Scoop Posted Oct 13, 2001
pASSES OUT b4 anyone acn answer
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Oct 13, 2001
Um, I think I answered you. Simulposts and Janeane Garafalo. 
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Oct 13, 2001
...hey hey...
a of tolly cobbold and a 
with cipro please...
alec. 
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Oct 13, 2001
*pours and while doing the "I saw Janeane Garafallo dance"*
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plato <surfer> Posted Oct 13, 2001
Good evening all! Mr. Alec, you wouldn't happen to have any 
would you? It's got a kind of zing to it...
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Oct 13, 2001
why ...yes indeed ...
would you like some cipro to go with that ??
alec.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Oct 13, 2001
*pours Plato an while doing the "I saw Janeane Garofalo" dance*
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Oct 13, 2001
...i'm sorry Mr.C Mr.A. Ms.S. and the desk too, but since i'm still wearing the shades
, praps you could describe the I S J G dance for us a little more precisely ?
*surreptitiously empties envelope full of carpenter ants into desk drawer.*
alec.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Oct 13, 2001
Basically I wave my hands around with my mouth frozen open in a gigantic smile and occasionally leaping several feet into the air and alighting on the furnature. There is a Guide entre on "Janeane Garofalo" that you might want to read.
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Oct 13, 2001
...and i thought that entree was spelt with two eeeeeeeees.
alec
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Oct 13, 2001
*opens desk drawer*
Hi fellow ants! What would you guys like to drink?
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- 741: Lurcher (Oct 12, 2001)
- 742: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Oct 12, 2001)
- 743: Lurcher (Oct 12, 2001)
- 744: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Oct 12, 2001)
- 745: Lurcher (Oct 12, 2001)
- 746: shagbark (Oct 12, 2001)
- 747: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Oct 12, 2001)
- 748: Scott Bennett-AKA Scoop (Oct 13, 2001)
- 749: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Oct 13, 2001)
- 750: Scott Bennett-AKA Scoop (Oct 13, 2001)
- 751: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Oct 13, 2001)
- 752: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Oct 13, 2001)
- 753: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Oct 13, 2001)
- 754: plato <surfer> (Oct 13, 2001)
- 755: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Oct 13, 2001)
- 756: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Oct 13, 2001)
- 757: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Oct 13, 2001)
- 758: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Oct 13, 2001)
- 759: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Oct 13, 2001)
- 760: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Oct 13, 2001)
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