h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello I am Light, welcome to the second thread of the Lighthouse Bar

We moved here after about 5000 posts to try and ensure a speedy service. In here you will find almost any drink you can imagine strong , strong , and assortment of 's, strong refreshing 's and 's including some brewed on board, such as Firestarter and Lighthouse Pale Ale as well as the Dutch Hertog Jan, Coopers Dark and many more. is a speciality of the house and we are the only place on this planet where you can get a . There is fresh and an assortment of nibbles, including a limitless supply of .

The recently installed Italian speaking Pizza Oven is here as is the wonderfully temperamental Internet Toaster. The German speaking Swash Bot will be joining us just as soon as it has finished clearing up in the old thread. I have all the old fixtures and fittings those who have been before will know about and if any have been left behind we can always bring them over

If I don't have what you want here please ask and I will go plunder I mean borrow it from somewhere.

I have been known to get distracted / drunk from time to time so if ever I am not here help yourself

If you have not been before don't worry about the backlog, this is a bar after all so just come in, have a drink and let the fun begin ...

* Light skuttles around getting everything ready for the opening of the thread *

...erm... any on is there ??

alec.

Oooh! This looks nice and tidy! A could do with a pint of Adnam's , if you've got it on tap, please

Well we are not quite open over here yet, but for you two, I think we can manage!

The pot is a new one, so lets try it Alec. When we finish moving there will be two as we seem to, OK I seem to, drink a lot of

* passes Alec a *

Now then Kes, a pint of Adnam's, lets see which pump is it....

Ah here we go.

* passes Kes a pint of Adnam's *

Cheers, Light! Ah! That's better!



It's good to be back!

~walks in with a bag full of records~
Hiya...I heard something about a reopening party ?

Can I have a Hertog-Jan please?

*tuc and snowy trundle in snowy has a small trolley atached to her back with a harness in it are several boxes*

Hi everyone. Light I wonder if I can stable the flock of surviving in the former bar area?

*Scoop wanders in with several customers over his manly shoulders.*

I'm just waiting here till the hammocks arrive.

Got any Hip-Hop in that bag Kheldar?

*Returns to new bar from strange trip that invloved him not moving strings up hammocks and dumps the customers.*

B back when the bar's open.

Hi Light, anything you need or want a hand with?

Is the safely transferred?

*unloads boxes from snowy's trolley and stacks them on the new bar. Then leaves with snowy to see if there's anything else to bring acros*

*starts unpacking glasses from the boxes that snowy brought through*

*Tuc and snowy trungle back in*

Looks like thats it

Hi caerwynn, have you seen floh, she has my ray gun but I don't think she knows that the rays need to be fed every 24 hours or they'll start a riot.

Hi tuc!

*gives snowy a behind the ears*

Floh was in the Sewing Room, wondering where you were. I am pretty sure she doesn't know that the gun has to be fed, but she will found out any minute now!

Oh dear I'd better .

*jumps in to snowy's trolley*

Talley Ho Snow bags

* comes back into the bar, which is starting to look more like the old one *

* goes over to Kheldar and gives him a quick *

You guys have done a great job, thank you

Right then, whose glass need filling?

Yes please Light!

I had better make sure the travelled ok!