A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie Posted Feb 4, 2002
*door opens* oh looks like they already moved hmmm now to find the new place 
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shagbark Posted Feb 4, 2002
shagbark reappears carrying a tessaractalshaped object which he attaches to the dumb waiter and sets for
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now what was that arctangent again? Oh never mind.
He climbs in the dumbwaiter and disapears.
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Batty_ACE Posted Feb 4, 2002
*wanders in, ignoring the backlog and snags a leftover
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Feb 4, 2002
* comes back in to collect all the straggelers and any left over stock *
* does not remember leaving *that* many notes that the bar has moved *
* takes the stock with her and returns to the new thread *
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GreyDesk Posted Feb 4, 2002
* estate agents (
) move in *
For Sale:
Property ripe for redevelopment as bijou loft apartments.
Charming views of, well, more or less everywhere at one time or another.
All easy access to local amenities, including pub and pizza oven.
Space enough for a piano.
Space enough for a roaring fire if the piano gets in the way a bit too much.
Some signs of damp, however the surveyors reports show that this is merely a spillage problem and not signs of rising damp.
Fixtures and fittings not included (or indeed present for that matter 
)
Offers in the region of, well, however much we can get away with really 
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Feb 12, 2002
* retuens to collect Swashbot and her hip flask *
* goes back to the new bar
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Feb 12, 2002
*Peels face from bar*
Eh?
What?
Who was that?
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Feb 12, 2002
* notices Pod just as she gets to the door *
Pod! Alone at last!
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Feb 12, 2002
Why... we are indeed... 
*Pauses*
Why is there a kebab in my hair?
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Feb 12, 2002
* wonders about telling Pod the truth but decides the story is just too unbelievable *
* tries to come up with a plausable alternative *
* pours 
while she thinks *
* this could be a long process *
Well Pod, it all started in 1976 when Harry opened his Kebab shop. There is a lot of stuff about beer and kebabs and the scientific research that I wont bore you with so to cut to the chase, the crux of the story, the bottom line is
That the pizza oven went on holiday, came back making kebabs and stockpiled them in that dark place that is behind every oven. when we came to move the bar it then secretly passed them off as shampoo, scared its story would be told.
* sips having decided to tell the truth as nothing she could think of sounded any more plausable *
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The Ghost of Polidari Posted Feb 13, 2002
I'm sorry, has the Bar moved?
I don't know, you toddle off for a couple of weeks, come back in for a drink and everybody's toddled off without letting you know.
I'd get a complex about it but I haven't got room what with all the neurosies (is that a word?).
Hey - what's this trapdoor doing here?
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Feb 13, 2002
* slightly guilty look *
Hi Polster!
Err yes - we move the bar every now and then coz the thread gets soo big - the others are all over here
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Hope you can join us 
* Wonders if the trapdoor will be used this time *
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Feb 13, 2002
Harry the kebab?
Wasn't he mates with Billy "Batter" Sausage?
Didn't they used to hang out at Cod and Chip's?
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Feb 13, 2002
Thats him!
Married the girl from the italian take out ...
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Feb 13, 2002
Marge - or - rita?
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- 4781: shagbark (Feb 4, 2002)
- 4782: tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie (Feb 4, 2002)
- 4783: shagbark (Feb 4, 2002)
- 4784: shagbark (Feb 4, 2002)
- 4785: shagbark (Feb 4, 2002)
- 4786: Batty_ACE (Feb 4, 2002)
- 4787: Galen (Feb 4, 2002)
- 4788: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Feb 4, 2002)
- 4789: GreyDesk (Feb 4, 2002)
- 4790: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Feb 12, 2002)
- 4791: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Feb 12, 2002)
- 4792: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Feb 12, 2002)
- 4793: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Feb 12, 2002)
- 4794: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Feb 12, 2002)
- 4795: The Ghost of Polidari (Feb 13, 2002)
- 4796: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Feb 13, 2002)
- 4797: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Feb 13, 2002)
- 4798: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Feb 13, 2002)
- 4799: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Feb 13, 2002)
- 4800: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Feb 14, 2002)
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