h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello I am Light, welcome to the third thread of the Lighthouse Bar We moved threads to try and ensure a speedy service. In here you will find almost any drink you can imagine strong , strong , and assortment of 's, strong refreshing 's and 's including some brewed on board, such as Firestarter and Lighthouse Pale Ale as well as the Dutch Hertog Jan, Coopers Dark and many more. >-| is a speciality of the house and we are the only place on this planet where you can get a . McLurchers is in limitless supply. There are fresh and an assortment of nibbles, including a limitless supply of . At the end of the bar stands the >-| fridge with its newly refurbished catch (It has also been restocked since Caerwynn got locked in there) The Italian speaking Pizza Oven is here as is the wonderfully temperamental Internet Toaster. The German speaking Swash Bot will be joining us just as soon as it has finished clearing up in the old thread. In the one corner is a roaring fire surrounded by comfortable sofa's, the occasional has been known to sleep there when the cabins are just too far away. There is also a rather battered piano in the corner which the regulars regard with a certain amount of respect (following some 'interesting' incidents in the last thread). The mini kilts are hung above the mantelpiece. Through the double windows is a balcony, complete with deck chairs and BBQ, an ideal spot on a sunny day or starry night. In the back room the Pub Quiz, the >-| Link can be heard http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/F70774?thread=144952 Anyway come in, make yourself welcome! What can I get you? If I don't have what you want here please ask and I will go plunder (I mean borrow) it from somewhere. I have been known to get distracted / drunk from time to time so if ever I am not here help yourself :-D If you have not been before don't worry about the backlog, this is a bar after all so just come in, have a drink and let the fun begin ...

* places GD's bar stool in its rightful place *

Thank you

helllllooooooooooo!

*brings in from old thread*

!

*enters*
Hello everybody
What a wonderful new Bar

Yeah I have to agree.

* Plugs in pizza oven *

*brings in some plants to decorate the bar*

* Cracks open a bottle of fizzy *

Evenin' OUZ

No sign of any yet I see. S'pose I'll have to do the honours...

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*drinks *

* Yay !!!! *

Good to see you all found you way over and have drinks!

* hurridly puts the pot down - there is always something which nearly gets left behind! *

*jumps from out of the tall thing*
ah... the revised bar
could i have a please

'ning all....lets see I think I will have an tonight...walks over to the corner and once again *just like in the other bar* a video game machine just sorta apears* ah there it is ohhhh Donkey Kong

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A door to a dumbwaiter opens next to the back corner
of the bar and out climbs shagbark.
'ning everybody. How do you like the new dumb waiter I installed.
Now you can send stuff up to the crows nest or the Bridge or down to the generator room.

sahagbark wonders if the toaster made it over from
153?thread=15344403" >F70774?thread=144403&post=1706055&latest=1

After waiting a while, and noting that it has
not exploded, drinks it>

try mixing and and see what you get

*A sort of whoosy popping noise ...and Kes appears at the bar, where there was a barstool in the previous thread, but there isn't one now. Kes falls to the floor*

I'd like to order an and a please .. in that order ... or in this order, if possible.