A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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night nurse, not able to post until her computer is mended. Posted Aug 12, 2001
really sorry Caerwynn. I looked through all the postings and couldnt see anything medical. Iwouldnt like to tread on anybodys toes.
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plato <surfer> Posted Aug 12, 2001
Miss C, perhaps you would like to ask Mr. Alec Trician if he could build you a first aid kit. He's good with wood too, you know.
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Researcher 179388 Posted Aug 13, 2001
I really meant it NN! No toe treading to worry about! 
I would be perfectly happy to hand the first aid chest over to you.
Especially as I have been so busy with my primary duty of sewing that Mr Andrews is lying trapped under the desk in the corridor, without any medical attention what so ever. Apart form a sip or two of water and a slice of dry bread. But that was all he said he needed.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 13, 2001
Hmm! I've heard of people being on the desk,
but never being trapped under it (Being there
willingly would be different. Didn't George
Costanza (from the TV show "Seinfeld")keep
bedding under his desk so he could nap when he got
sleepy?
Not treading on toes keeps the injury rate
down even lower.
Isn't there a clinic down below anyway? I think
it's called "Bloodbank of the Zaphodistas"
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 13, 2001
Hmm! I've heard of people being on the desk,
but never being trapped under it (Being there
willingly would be different. Didn't George
Costanza (from the TV show "Seinfeld")keep
bedding under his desk so he could nap when he got
sleepy?
Not treading on toes keeps the injury rate
down even lower.
Isn't there a clinic down below anyway? I think
it's called "Bloodbank of the Zaphodistas"
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 13, 2001
Good one, Paul H! (Did you know the bank clerk there is actually a 
? He has recently been charged with embesselment, BTW 
)
Night Nurse, you are now the official 
of this ship!
Caerwynn has enough to do being a seamstress and all.
Maybe you could find the time to sew Night Nurse a new uniform, Caerwynn? Just don't use too much fabric, you hear? Except for laces, of course 
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Researcher 179388 Posted Aug 13, 2001
That's cool, once NN is settled, I shall take round my little purple laser measuring thingy and the first aid tea chest!
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west wind Posted Aug 13, 2001
Ahoy cap'n. Be you wantin' any more crew on this 'ere ship? Fine vessel that she is.
I've been a sea-farer all me life, and never turn down a good rampage and pillage. I'm also quite handy with ye olde sword.(twirls sword expertly in the air before jamming in upright into the deck)
(peels off her disguise)And if you want any landlubbers distracting, I'm always up for a bit of seducing while you rampage and pillage.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Aug 13, 2001
Ms. Wind, I, as First Mate, welcome you aboard. Would you care to be a yoeman?
And Night Nurse, I do believe that Mr. Andrews needs you, he's a bit dehydrated and I believe he has scurvey.
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plato <surfer> Posted Aug 13, 2001
Ok, Mr. Christopher, This is enough! I thought I was First Mate! You yourself offered me that position! What's going on here?
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Aug 13, 2001
Like I said, when I'm Captain, you're First Mate. When Pierce is Captain, oh, forget it. You're First Mate and I'm Co-Captioning with Pierce from now on. Happy?
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plato <surfer> Posted Aug 13, 2001
Oh, fine then, you were here first after all...But what does the good Captain think about all this?
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Aug 13, 2001
The Good Caption can visit Belgium!
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plato <surfer> Posted Aug 13, 2001
Ummm...Mr. Christopher, are you alright?
I think you should have a lie down...
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west wind Posted Aug 13, 2001
I see the language on this 'ere ship is as crude as they come. to be sure, I heard someone say b*****m. Shiver me timbers!
So would the real first mate please step forrard and tell me me duties and where I may kip down.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Aug 13, 2001
*Mr. Christopher passes out*
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west wind Posted Aug 13, 2001
well if thas the state o this crew I be on tha wrong ship fa sure.
To where are we bound mr mate?
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Aug 13, 2001
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plato <surfer> Posted Aug 13, 2001
Hey Don't worry about the co-captain and me, were good mates
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Researcher 179388 Posted Aug 13, 2001
Am I the only one who hasn't seduced the Cap'n then?
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- 161: night nurse, not able to post until her computer is mended. (Aug 12, 2001)
- 162: plato <surfer> (Aug 12, 2001)
- 163: Researcher 179388 (Aug 13, 2001)
- 164: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Aug 13, 2001)
- 165: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Aug 13, 2001)
- 166: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Aug 13, 2001)
- 167: Researcher 179388 (Aug 13, 2001)
- 168: west wind (Aug 13, 2001)
- 169: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Aug 13, 2001)
- 170: plato <surfer> (Aug 13, 2001)
- 171: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Aug 13, 2001)
- 172: plato <surfer> (Aug 13, 2001)
- 173: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Aug 13, 2001)
- 174: plato <surfer> (Aug 13, 2001)
- 175: west wind (Aug 13, 2001)
- 176: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Aug 13, 2001)
- 177: west wind (Aug 13, 2001)
- 178: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Aug 13, 2001)
- 179: plato <surfer> (Aug 13, 2001)
- 180: Researcher 179388 (Aug 13, 2001)
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