A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 8, 2004
The bottles tell people to recycle.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 9, 2004
sure, and i'm all for it, but how exactly do you recycle a bottle of - say - VAT 69?
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 9, 2004
Would that be a bit discusting? But doesn't one only rent drinks?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 10, 2004
doesn't rent usually give me a 
?
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 11, 2004
Did I ever tell you about my editor's addiction to Bombay Saphire?
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F F Churchton Posted Jun 11, 2004
No Christopher, please tell me about your editors addiction to Mumbai saphire!!!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 11, 2004
i used to like it too. but then, all of a sudden, i got this incredible craving for 
-
instead 
which was kind of awkward, because it was so hard to get in Bombay
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Jun 11, 2004
*calls from starboard look-out position thingy* 
Captain Persimmons Sir... a swimmer just swam past us, holding a flaming torch aloft...
...this can mean two things Sir :
1.The Olympic Games are starting...
2.We're somewhere near Greece...
3.We've run aground Sir...
*salutes smartly...*
alec.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 12, 2004
Cast the nets! We'll nap that terrorist!
('Cos there can be only one water-bourne terror on the seas!)
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Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Jun 12, 2004
Let's make sure that flame is extinguished first!
** empties bucket of water on torch **
dropped the bucket too.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 12, 2004
*watches the swimmer sink*
We should stock the bridge with more buckets!
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Jun 12, 2004
ask him if he can see what it is that we've run aground on.
alec.
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Jun 12, 2004
Should someone tell him about that 
? Or should we just sit here and watch, waiting until he realizes it himself...
I vote the second! 
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 12, 2004
Hmm... *peers through telescope* It looks as though we've run up on some tourists waiting for their ocean liner. *looks up* Ah, and that would be the liner they are waiting for!
*loud crash as The Blood rams into the Anna Grazia ocean liner*
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F F Churchton Posted Jun 13, 2004
*oh no, that's the ship where Jim Davidson is the head entertainer, quick let's get out of here!!!*
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 13, 2004
*throws confetti*
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Jun 13, 2004
sorry, but if we are aground,
then that thing ran into US.
*phones maritime lawyer*
alec.
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- 3181: Kes (Jun 8, 2004)
- 3182: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 8, 2004)
- 3183: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jun 9, 2004)
- 3184: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 9, 2004)
- 3185: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jun 10, 2004)
- 3186: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 11, 2004)
- 3187: mari-rae (Jun 11, 2004)
- 3188: F F Churchton (Jun 11, 2004)
- 3189: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jun 11, 2004)
- 3190: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Jun 11, 2004)
- 3191: F F Churchton (Jun 12, 2004)
- 3192: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 12, 2004)
- 3193: Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking (Jun 12, 2004)
- 3194: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 12, 2004)
- 3195: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Jun 12, 2004)
- 3196: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Jun 12, 2004)
- 3197: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 12, 2004)
- 3198: F F Churchton (Jun 13, 2004)
- 3199: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 13, 2004)
- 3200: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Jun 13, 2004)
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