A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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Kes Posted Jun 3, 2004
*Much relieved that the ship came to a halt before coming to the rocks, the Navigator relaxes his grip on the handbrake.*
Just testing the Emergency Stop routine - no cause for alarm! You can see the sights quite well without having to have your noses pressed up against the forward screen ... 
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Jun 3, 2004
er...'scuse me Captain Piste sir...i think Mr.Christopher has got his nose stuck in the spinning windshield thingy... sir.
alec.
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Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Jun 3, 2004
Good thing the thing is spinning so fast the blood doesn't stick to it. We still can see in front of us.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 4, 2004
'Tis not my nose, dear Al, but my Grocho Marx glasses.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 4, 2004
i never forget a face - but in your case i'll make an exception
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 4, 2004
I hunt all sorts of animals, but I never hunt bear. I always wear a bikini.
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Jun 4, 2004
I was hunting an elephant in my pajamas... how he got in my pajams we'll never know"
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 4, 2004
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 6, 2004
marry me and i'll never look at another 
again
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 6, 2004
At the pool they say they won't let Jews in. My son is half Jewish, do you think they'll let him in up to his knees?
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Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Jun 6, 2004
Only if the topside is Jewish.
Poor guys whose legs are Jewish
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 7, 2004
he may be able to stand in the tabernachel choir, but there is no guarantees that he will be able to sing
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Jun 7, 2004
I don't know who managed to remove the entire midnight buffet from the cruise ship, but it's set up down in the galley, ice sculptures and all!
Yummy!
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 8, 2004
*drops bottles with notes in them into the water*
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 8, 2004
what are you doing? suppose the IRS finds some of thos notes and follow their trail? 
:
to the galley::
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F F Churchton Posted Jun 8, 2004
Tusk-tusk, haven't been paying your VAT or national insurance again Pierce!!!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 8, 2004
well, you know, VAT has never really become very popular with us pirates 
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- 3161: shagbark (Jun 3, 2004)
- 3162: Kes (Jun 3, 2004)
- 3163: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Jun 3, 2004)
- 3164: Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking (Jun 3, 2004)
- 3165: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 4, 2004)
- 3166: F F Churchton (Jun 4, 2004)
- 3167: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jun 4, 2004)
- 3168: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 4, 2004)
- 3169: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Jun 4, 2004)
- 3170: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 4, 2004)
- 3171: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jun 6, 2004)
- 3172: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 6, 2004)
- 3173: Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking (Jun 6, 2004)
- 3174: F F Churchton (Jun 7, 2004)
- 3175: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jun 7, 2004)
- 3176: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Jun 7, 2004)
- 3177: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 8, 2004)
- 3178: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jun 8, 2004)
- 3179: F F Churchton (Jun 8, 2004)
- 3180: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jun 8, 2004)
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