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Nature is wonderful innit? Colourful and fresh and ... well, birds, bees — tweet tweet, buzz buzz. You get the idea. We celebrate nature in this issue of the CAC Continuum. Excuse me while I go outside to watch some grass grow. Or chain myself to a panda.

To remove yourselves completely from the natural order of things on Earth, an exclusive for the CAC Continuum:

Trees are generally big green woody things that grow fruit or let animals live in them. Yes?
Think again:

From the Joy of Trees we take you further into the Joy of Sex. No, Fruit! Fruit for Sex! No!
Oh never mind, it's late and my pineapple is calling from the bedroom:

Did you fall from the ugly tree and hit some branches on the way down? Find out here:

And finally, to honour the moemory of a fellow Researcher, a soft emotive piece:

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