Spoof genealogy : : Birthday's : What tree did you fall from?

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Find your birthday and then find your tree.

This is really cool and somewhat accurate.

Then send it to your friends, including the one that sent it to you, so they can find out what tree they fell from, but don't
forget to change the subject line to your tree.

Find your tree below and see what you are like...

Dec 23 to Jan 01 - Apple Tree

Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree

Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree

Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree

Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree

Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree

Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree

Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree

Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree

Mar 21 (only) - Oak Tree

Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree

Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan Tree

Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree

Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut Tree

May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree

May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut Tree

May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash Tree

Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree

Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig Tree

Jun 24 (only) - Birch Tree

Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple Tree

Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir Tree

Jul 15 to Jul 25 - Elm Tree

Jul 26 to Aug 04 - Cypress Tree

Aug 05 to Aug 13 - Poplar Tree

Aug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar Tree

Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine Tree

Sep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping Willow Tree

Sep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime Tree

Sep 23 (only) - Olive Tree

Sep 24 to Oct 03 - Hazelnut Tree

Oct 04 to Oct 13 - Rowan Tree

Oct 14 to Oct 23 - Maple Tree

Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut Tree

Nov 12 to Nov 21 - Chestnut Tree

Nov 22 to Dec 01 - Ash Tree

Dec 02 to Dec 11 - Hornbeam Tree

Dec 12 to Dec 21 - Fig Tree

Dec 22 (only) - Beech Tree

TREES (in alphabetical order)

Apple Tree (Love) -- quiet and shy at times, lots of charm,
appeal, and attraction, pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile,
adventurous, sensitive, loyal in love, wants to love and be
loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, many talents,
loves children, needs affectionate partner.

Ash Tree (Ambition) -- extremely attractive, vivacious,
impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious,
intelligent, talented, likes to play with fate, can be very
egotistic, reliable, restless lover, sometimes money rules over
the heart, demands attention, needs love and much emotional

Beech Tree (Creative) -- has good taste, concerned about its
looks, materialistic, good organization of life and career,
economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable,
splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports,

Birch Tree (Inspiration) -- vivacious, attractive,
elegant,friendly, unpretentious, modest, does not like anything
in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm,
not very passionate, full of imagination, little ambition,
creates a calm and content atmosphere.

Cedar Tree (Confidence) -- of rare strength, knows how to adapt,
likes unexpected presents, of good health, not in the least shy,
tends to look down on others, self-confident, a great speaker,
determined, often impatient, likes to impress others, has many
talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waits for the one true
love, able to make quick decisions.

Chestnut Tree (Honesty) -- of unusual stature, impressive,

well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner,
born diplomat, can be irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings, hard worker, sometimes acts superior, feels not understood at times, fiercely family oriented, very loyal in love, physically fit.

Cypress Tree (Faithfulness) -- strong, muscular, adaptable,
takes what life has to give but doesn't necessarily like it,
strives to be content, optimistic, wants to be financially
independent, wants love and affection, hates loneliness,
lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-
tempered at times, can be unruly and careless, loves to

gain knowledge, needs to be needed.

Elm Tree (Noble-mindedness) -- pleasant shape, tasteful clothes,
modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes
to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes
making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense
of humour, practical.

Fig Tree (Sensibility) -- unrelenting, strange and full of
contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon,
unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no
flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked
but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and
passionate, no compromise.

Fir tree (Mysterious) -- extraordinary taste, handles stress
well, loves anything beautiful, stubborn, tends to care for
those close to them, hard to trust others, yet a social
butterfly, likes idleness and laziness after long demanding
hours at work, rather modest, talented, unselfish, many friends,
very reliable.

Hazelnut Tree (Extraordinary) -- charming, sense of humour, very
demanding but can also be very understanding, knows how to make
a lasting impression, active fighter for social causes and
politics, popular, quite moody, sexually oriented, honest, a
perfectionist, has a

precise sense of judgment and expects complete fairness.

Hornbeam Tree (Good Taste) -- of cool beauty, cares for its
looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as
comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined
life, looks for kindness and acknowledgment in an emotional
partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its
feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions,
very conscientious.

Lime Tree (Doubt) - intelligent, hard working, accepts what life
dishes out, but not before trying to change bad circumstances
into good ones, hates fighting and stress, enjoys getaway
vacations, may appear tough, but is actually soft and relenting,
always willing to make sacrifices

for family and friends, has many talents but not always enough
time to use them, great leadership qualities, is jealous at
times but extremely loyal.

Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) -- no ordinary person, full of
imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud,
self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous,
has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated
love life, wants

to impress.

Oak Tree (Brave) -- robust nature, courageous, strong,
unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps
its feet on the ground, person of action.

Olive Tree (Wisdom) -- loves sun, warmth and kind feelings,
reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant,
cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive,
empathetic, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of
sophisticated people.

Pine Tree (Peacemaker) -- loves agreeable company, craves peace
and harmony, loves to help others, active imagination, likes to
write poetry, not fashion conscious, great compassion, friendly
to all, falls strongly in love but will leave if betrayed or
lied to, emotionally soft,needs affection and reassurance.

Poplar Tree (Uncertainty) -- looks very decorative, talented,
not very self-confident, extremely courageous if necessary,
needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often
lonely, great animosity, great artistic nature, good organizer,
tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation,
takes partnership seriously.

Rowan Tree (Sensitivity) -- full of charm, cheerful, gifted
without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion,
unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and
independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good
company, does not forgive.

Walnut Tree (Passion) -- very strong minded, a bit self-willed,
honest, loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments,
hard worker when wants to be, loves life and friends, enjoys
children and animals, sexually oriented, great sense of humour,
has artistic talent and great


Weeping Willow (Melancholy) - likes to be stress free, loves
family life, full of hopes and dreams, attractive, very
empathetic, loves anything beautiful, musically inclined, loves
to travel to exotic places, restless, capricious, honest, can be
influenced but is not easy to live with when pressured,
sometimes demanding, good intuition,

suffers in love until they find that one loyal, steadfast
partner; loves to make others laugh.

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