h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

no a gerbil actually - I'm not suffering from 'Pythonitis'

Ahhhhhhh, this wood explan more thehn if und fajah was u hamstar. It wood explan jhat shird arm growing shrom your eye.

third arm...what have you been smoking CD and can I have some

Vait un minut, *pops out eyes, cleans them on hoodie, puts them back in*

Ah, it vas un speck und dost.

*rolls eyes*

whoops *collects them again*

Legion, does this mean you like men?

Cause I guess I'm all right with that. Hally might not be though.

Hey, I got no qualms if Legion's gay. He's not though. No gay man could turn down this hot bod.

Eh? Actually I don't want to know.

You don't look like a dude.

Well Hally, mostly I was talking about the possibility of him trying to take your flower.

I am just saying.

It would be a loss to the female sex if Legion were. Sigh.

Although... Legion in drag?

I'd pay (with somebody else's) money to see that. Only if there was an option to boil my eyes afterwards of course.

w/ vinegar!

Very possible.

Ok, you were talking about eyeballs in vinegar and I got a sudden fancy for pickled eggs. Disturbing!

On the other subject, http://www.channel4.com/gayometer
Give it a go.

I'll say this slowly so the kids at the back can hear:

Legion.
Is.
All.
About.
The.
Poontang.

Although I am typing this while wearing a thong and idly flicking a feather boa around my neck. Sexuality is a broad, scary church.

*walks in a steals thingite battle plans (actually recipes for cake)and runs off*

He's back then.

*presses button on a remote control and a small explosion is heard from MR's direction.*

Don't you just love self-destructing paper?

Yes I doooooooo.