h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yea but it's Darkness2002... You'll have to wait 6 months for the service pack before it works right.

And another 6 for the security patch?

...before having to upgrade to DarknessXP

But of course DarknessXP won't run in your current user space. You'll need an upgrade.

...and is inherently unstable, leaving periods of bright illumination sweeping down from the lightbulb...

Sorry, though I was Ian MacKaskill then for a moment

I thought you were still out cold



Either that or you woke up right back here in the boardroom again...

::Decides not to Tango with Lady S::


::Tango's Lady S instead::

You know when you've been tango'd!

I woke up AS Ian MacKaskill! How weird is that...I travelled in body but not in space!

You have my greatest sympathy!!

Ian MacKaskill of all people!




















who is this Ian MacKaskill anyway?

One of the last generation of BBC TV Weathermen that's just retired (the goggly eyed one with glasses and mad hair) - I think Helen Young's the head now???

*puts her head in her hands and sighs*

What? You never met a meterological groupie before?

This is really sad, Jade... you wanna get with Legion and start a civil war?

That might be inetersting. But let's so it on different turf or something.

This place is starting to cramp my aura, yo.

...not to mention my ...

*walks out and unsubscribes...*

I was saving this plan for posting no. 1000, but since Lady Scott beat me to it...

Step1: Vaccinate all Thingites against Smallpox.
Step2: Steal the Smallpox samples from Atlanta and Moscow.
Step3: Infect the world's water supplies with Smallpox so only Thingites will survive.

Yankee-Shoes and Jedi Jade. Please don't leave. E-vil just won't be as much fun without you. If this thread isn't going the direction you like, wrestle the Big Glowing Red Button out of whoever's hands has current control of it and take the thread back to it's original e-vil design.

*Walks back in to re-fill *

What did I start? I...I...

*Lost for words, has never seen such a huge and relatively pointless backlog*

May I be the first to say: congratulations...you *sad* s! Say...if I started a race to 10,000 posts, I'd say you could catch up with 'No no no!' in a week or so. Doing anything over the Christmas holidays?

JJ...do what you think best. I'd like it if you stayed. You've become sort of part of the BoE furniture, like an especially grumpy couch or something YS... I expect you're already gone. But what I say to JJ applies to you, too. Except for the grumpy bit

Mr Legion


PS: 8,921 to go!

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