h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*The Acme T1000 Terminator with the interior designer personality lumbers back through the wall*

B&Q are all out of Avocado - they only have those little sampler pots.
They tell me that Humans are big fans of Hint of Peach instead. Would you agree?

Yyyaaaayyyy

Hint of Peach it is then.

Have YOU seen Sarah Conner? I have this big comedy 2 ton weight I have to put on her head...............

Not recently

In that case then............


I'LL BE BACK (He smirked)with the hint of Peach.........


*The Acme T1000 interior designer Terminator lumbers off through the wall............again*

starts praying to holy wall...

i think mauve, yep, that would be a fantastic colour for the boardroom, although i cant be entirely sure about what the hell is going on because i cant be bothered to look through the b'log..

hi by the way.....

*wry smile appears in blasting white through the layer of dust that has built up around morierty over the last four weeks...*

I think no one else knows what the heck is going on either. They just pretend to.

yeh, been like that ever since i enlisted, it even became the boardroom with elephants a while ago...

Elephants?

...Gurtrudis esta miedo de elephantes pequenos rosados y hormigas gigantes azules...Gurtrude is afraid of tiny pink elephants and gigantic blue ants...just felt I'd share...

Genetically modified Elephants at that..................

Perhaps that would explain the spare trunk or two? And the lovely hue of fuschia to the 8 or more tusks?

Certainly would!

Doesnt quite explain the missile launchers though..........

Or the torpedo tubes..................

Or the whip ariel.................

But Hey Ho!

Didn't know Ariel was into S & M, I thought she was into the Mermaid gig this year?

Nor does it explain the Times New Roman

Or the Hip Hop hat on backwards........