h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'd rather have wars ...

I wish you people would make up your minds!

::puts on his suit, fills a water pistol with and produces a bucket full of confetti::

::: enters, dressed as a with a 10 ounce hat and a gunbelt ::: Why not have the best of both worlds. My ringer will soon be a dead ringer for me.

who's gonna play the evil Clone Ringer? Do you look like Clint Eastwood, or Randolf Scott?

Hey I know how to see which is the real Sir Loin! (if we haven't figured it out already, I can't remember ) Put them at either end of a room, and see which one his wolf Yoink goes to

What if Yoink has been cloned too.

Wasn't there a Japanese movie, "Clone wolf and cub".

I think we drop both Sir Loins from a high rise and the one that hits the ground first must be the clone because of all the heavier metal bits.

(It is a robotic clone, isn't it??)

Clone wolf and the Clone Ringer? Aw, come on, let's have wars. Sir Loin looks so spiffy in his hat and spotted jumpsuit, with the ruffles comming over the tops of his cowboy boots.
breaks out the and watches.

*throws a at rambling and wonders whether he's got the right end of the stick*

*Busterbone grabs other end of stick in mouth and begins pulling on it*

Grrr...grrrr.....grrr

falls over backwards, lays stunned
the gets off and waddles away,Charlie Chaplin-like, leaving R concussed. Shakey but resilient, she gets up, kicking the popcorn aside and looks around for a clown-launching device.

Ooops sorry rambling , I thought that was a soft one

*yanks on stick and decides he probably has got the wrong end, the other end has some knobbly bits convenient for Busterbone to hang on to* *yank yank* gnnnnerrr...

a soft clown? oh, ok. settles back to watch the tug of war over the stick.

grr...grrr..pull..pull

*heeeeeeaaavvvee* *admires Busterbone's strong teeth* (mine aren't recommended for tug of war. I was stripping wire with them a couple of weeks ago and pulled a chunk out of my front teeth. Now I've got a gap between them )

*UC winces in agonised sympathy*

I didn't realize Peregrins had teeth ...

Does the gap in your teeth allow you to whistle better.

*realises that to say that he had to let go off the stick*

Curses!!

( tosses him another nice stick to play with)

oh, oh! my 9-year-old kid's walking around the house saying Dominae es Requim and hitting herself on the head with her notebook. Maybe I've been watching too much of a certain Montey Python movie lately...
Oh, well, at least she's learning latin.