A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"
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Peregrin Posted Aug 21, 2001
*wonders whether to let Sir Loin out but decides it'll be more fun poking him with pencils through the closet's keyholes*
Planning to come out of the closet, Sir Loin? 
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Aug 21, 2001
::twiddles::
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The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Aug 22, 2001
Not if someone doesn't untie me!
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T J: Mr. Shea Posted Aug 22, 2001
::emerges from backlog::
::notices Sir Loin tied up in the closet but decides to mind his own business:: 
Ahem, so let me sum up:
2001 is to be known as The Year It was Made Up
'02 - The Year of the Flying Ostrich
'03 - The Year of the Damp Squib
'04 - The Year of the Obsessive Stoat
and
'05 - The Year of the Twiddle
Now I think I would like to claim 2006 and name it The Year of 2065. That way I could celebrate my 100th birthday early and start collecting Social Security Checks.
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Busterbone Posted Aug 22, 2001
*looks aghast*
Sir Loin!!
*begins untying Sir Loins ropes*
Who on earth did this to you??
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The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Aug 22, 2001
That 
clone of mine that got loose... thanks BB!
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Peregrin Posted Aug 22, 2001
How do we know that this one isn't the evil clone, and the real Sir Loin hasn't just popped out for a pizza?
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The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Aug 22, 2001
Could you do that with clones?
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Peregrin Posted Aug 22, 2001
because both sets of DNA will be identical?
We could... um... chop them in half and count their rings to see how old they are? If one's a clone of the other, the clone will be younger.
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Aug 23, 2001
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Aug 23, 2001
Hay, if he's a clone, does that mean he's a ringer? 
how many rings does a ringer have? 
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Busterbone Posted Aug 23, 2001
In fact he will be the Clone Ringer.
Hiho Simalcrum, away!!
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Peregrin Posted Aug 23, 2001
Ooh or we could have a mini version of The Clone Wars, and get the two Sir Loins to attack each other
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Aug 23, 2001
do you mean like High noon, where they have a gunfight? or, an all-out war, with subterfuge and strategy and neat things like that? Probably the latter; you said clone wars, not clone faceoff. still, a gunfight would be cool. do not forsake me, oh, my darlin'
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Aug 23, 2001
::puts on his 45.45950467 litre hat, arms himself with a suitably crooked gun belt and prepares for the gunfight by expectorating into a nearby spitoon::
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- 261: Peregrin (Aug 21, 2001)
- 262: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Aug 21, 2001)
- 263: The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. (Aug 22, 2001)
- 264: T J: Mr. Shea (Aug 22, 2001)
- 265: Busterbone (Aug 22, 2001)
- 266: The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. (Aug 22, 2001)
- 267: Peregrin (Aug 22, 2001)
- 268: Shea the Sarcastic (Aug 22, 2001)
- 269: The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. (Aug 22, 2001)
- 270: Shea the Sarcastic (Aug 22, 2001)
- 271: Peregrin (Aug 22, 2001)
- 272: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Aug 23, 2001)
- 273: Busterbone (Aug 23, 2001)
- 274: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Aug 23, 2001)
- 275: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Aug 23, 2001)
- 276: Busterbone (Aug 23, 2001)
- 277: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Aug 23, 2001)
- 278: Peregrin (Aug 23, 2001)
- 279: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Aug 23, 2001)
- 280: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Aug 23, 2001)
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