h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

To which I just want to add the bit where the guy takes of his sunglasses *twice*

Back in the olden days, the very first time I saw that movie, back before you kiddies were even born ... I remember literally falling on the floor laughing at one point. I wish I could remember exactly when ... I just couldn't stop laughing ...

It was then, that my drinking problem began...

They knew what they were getting themselves in for when they bought their tickets.

:turns to camera::

I say, let `em crash!

Alright, give me Hamm on five, hold the Mayo.

Scared?

Yes.

First time?

I've been scared lots of times.

Shea, I'd like you to have this flower from the church of religious consciousness, would you like to make a donation?

::belts EvilRoy across the jaw::

It's a pretty white plane, with a red stripe. It kinda looks like a giant tylenol!

...

it's in there... don't know which scene, but it's there.

Oh, it's in there, all right ...

I have returned!

My favorite "Airplane" moment is when the dashing young pilot
is in the mental hospital, and he is shown painting a still-life of flowers.
Then the camera pans over to his model, which is a naked woman.

No, wait, that's not my most favorite moment! The best moment of all
is when the pilot is going through the hospital introducing the other
patients to someone, and he stops beside the bed of someone who
thinks he's Ethel merman. The camera pans to Ethel (The REAL Ethel),
who starts belitng out a song.

No, come to think of it, the very best moment is when the pilot is having
a nervous breakdown and can't go on, so somebody slaps him on the face
to jolt him back to reality. Then someone else does the same thing,
and you see a long line of people in the aisle waiting for their chance.
Some are nuns, some are Hare Krishnas, etc., etc. Gosh, what a
fun movie!

(Actually, I think I'm combining bits of the original "Airplane" with bit
of the sequel. Why see only one, when you can see all of them? )

William Shatner: "Down periscope. *persiscope descends* Hmmmm. Up periscope. *periscope ascends* Now do you her me Stryker? Your the top dog, the big cheese, the head honcho The lives of all onboard are in your hands, Don't mess things up like you did over Mucho Grandé. Do you here me Stryker? - I want you to bring her down and bring her down SAFE! *A safe drops loudly and unnoticed behind Shatner*"



I've butchered that quote but it's something like that.

*tackles Clive*

!

OOF!*

Hi - glad to be back then? How was Uni prospectin'
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- I have you at my mercy now!

I'm *always* at your mercy, m'friend.

Uni was nice... exactly what I'd expected, and nicer still, except my dorm room overlooked the railroad tracks and they kept me up all night . Luckily, I'll be in the Honors Dorm this fall, which is pretty far away from the trains. Plus, I've got all my financial stuff taken care of down there, plus I have a preliminary schedule for the fall semester (two music courses-- a honors theory/history class and concert band, honors english, french--2 hour class, blah!, and a philosophy class which I'm sure I'll enlist your help for. I'm thinking of putting a Astronomy class in there as well if there's one open, though it's 4 credit hours and I've already got 15... ) Anyway, everything was gorgeous down there, and I think I'll really like it there. C'mon August...

!!!!

Philosophy eh? ...

"go to the Dagobah system. There you shall learn from the Jedi master who instructed me.

"I am not afraid." *

"You will be."


Dum dum de-dum, dar de dar, dar de dar. do do do do-do do-do do-do doo. Dah! dum der der dum der duddle -der der der dum der-duddle-dum der der, do do-do do do-do...
(Vader's suite)

(, *pause*
- *quickly*)

Clive the ("If only you *knew* the POWER of the Dark Side....) Flying Ostrich

*(It was the closest to a light-saber smiley I could get!)

Join me, and together we shall rule the galaxy as father and son!

Did I ever mention I have Ms Vader license plates on my car?