A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"

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Post 12101

eloisa

Pour me a drink, I'll bring the crab cakes.


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Post 12102

Shea the Sarcastic

::pours eloisa a drink, and starts digging a hole for a clambake::


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Post 12103

Trekker

Hey it's been while since I've been here. I see there's even a group trying to protect Thursday now. Hmm Poor deluded people. Thingites rule.

Now is the bar open? Is there anyone else out there?


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Post 12104

Shea the Sarcastic

The bar is *always* open! smiley - biggrin


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Post 12105

eloisa

Well, I'm here sometimes.
Hey, free bar.
smiley - cider


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Post 12106

Lady Scott

Free?

smiley - erm


No, I don't think Shea said it was *free*, just *open*.







That'll be $859,247.83 please.


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Post 12107

Shea the Sarcastic

Cha-ching! smiley - biggrin


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Post 12108

eloisa

*flips open a Guide presspass*

How about a review?


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Post 12109

Lady Scott

smiley - ok

"Collapsed Ruins of the Strand Underpass:

Lovely beach, just watch out for the carnivorous coconuts. smiley - yikessmiley - run

Drink prices are a tad high."


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Post 12110

eloisa

I can't spell dacquiri, but I want one.


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Post 12111

Lady Scott

*checks price list*


smiley - yikes

*faints*


*thud*



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Post 12112

Shea the Sarcastic

::tosses a dacquiri into Lady Scott's face to revive her::


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Post 12113

eloisa

*licks alcohol off Lady Scotts face*

Well, waste not want not.


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Post 12114

Lady Scott

*sputters*


I had the weirdest dream...


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Post 12115

Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea.

I don't want to sound like a pedant, but wouldn't the carniverous coconuts only be a danger to themselves?

*Captures some coconuts, but puts then in individual cells for their own safety.*

*Realises that I have sounded like a pedant and just goes with the flow.*

*Releases the coconuts and then runs away. Very fast.*


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Post 12116

Lady Scott

*stops by to make a point*


Carnivores eat meat.

Cannibals eat their own kind.


*notices that the carnivorous coconuts have been let loose*

smiley - yikes


smiley - run



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Post 12117

Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea.

*Realises that I've been made a boob for being sleepy*

*slaps myself awake and hopes that my post will soon be lost in backlog.*

Woops, run run, I released them by accident!


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Post 12118

Lady Scott

*continues to run, screaming*



Faster, faster, they're catching up to us!




smiley - erm


*stops for a moment*


smiley - erm


How exactly do carnivorous coconuts run after us when they have no legs?



*notices that the carnivorous coconuts are indeed still running after us, even though they have no legs*


smiley - runsmiley - runsmiley - run


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Post 12119

Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea.

Don't coconuts roll?

Very, very fast.

*Still running really fast.*

Quick, their growing legs like tadpoles!

RUN!

ARRRRRRGH


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Post 12120

Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea.

Wouldn't coconuts with legs look like a hairy Mr. Man?


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