h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well, seen as though i have never seen you before sir, not really, but to be polite, yes, we missed you desperately.

*shakes hands, although it would work better as a greeting if i shook your hands....bemused look on face*

do you know you have an octopus attached to your ankles?

and a jaunty littlein your pocket.

And an oil-tanker on your head.

How did you get it to balance like that?

must have nailed it in place with titanium nuts and bolts.

Oh, I hear those are expensive.

But worth it for the tres glamorous effect.

Oh an octupus, wondered where he'd gone Oh hang on theres something inside my dinner jacket *looks inside *pulls out a bar b q anyone? waters loverly and warm by the way, I think I got a bit carried away and kinda kept swiming about for a few months, wasn't too bad when I mange to escape teh pyranas someone set on me reminds me, what happened to all the carniverous coconuts? have they been sorted out? *goes to inspect the hole being dug through to the other side of teh world hasn't seemed to have got much deeper you know?

I'll get this barbie lit and you can tell us all about your adventures.
, anybody.

what apple is it made from? granny smith or golden deliscious?

Jonagold, unless that's a potato in which case I've picked up the poteen by mistake.

I'll have some of that.

Drink and enjoy, dear godboy.

GodBen, my name is GodBen. GB for short.

*drinks some of the cider*

good cider, better than the granny smith, this stuff is sweet and tangy...

Hey GB,.

Here turn thisinto an.

I would, but I'm the designated driver.

go on have a drink, i've got my driving test tomorrow, so i can be the driver...

But you're currently smoking a joint.

does it mutter if i drave under the effluence of droogs?

*decides not to do that so much...*

*puts out joint, and hands it to someone else.*

*Holding the joint.*

Thanks.