A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"
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8584330 Posted Feb 2, 2008
>>> Quick, drug it and tie it up!
What? Not Dragon Queen!?!
*casts about madly for something fireproof to duck behind*
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Alienfromearth,The Thingite Who Reads Stuff, Keeper Of The Daft Bananas Posted Feb 2, 2008
I'll have the 
, but don't give me any 
- I'm only 14!
(But I am, however, mature and intelligent. So there.)
Alienfromearth 
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Alienfromearth,The Thingite Who Reads Stuff, Keeper Of The Daft Bananas Posted Feb 2, 2008
I think I'll have some 
instead. And perhaps another slice of . It is Doobry, after all.
Alienfromearth
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Alienfromearth,The Thingite Who Reads Stuff, Keeper Of The Daft Bananas Posted Feb 2, 2008
Where did everyone go?
Alienfromearth
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Feb 2, 2008
I was around but left to go do some other stuff I check back from time to time.
Hope you settle in okay. 
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8584330 Posted Feb 2, 2008
Is that alcoholic? Sorry AlienFromEarth, try this stuff sparkling apple juice. Sometimes I like a little of this stuff just a splash of fruit juice with club soda. 
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Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG Posted Feb 2, 2008
What's wrong with you, most teenagers wish that people give them alcohol.
I, on the other hand, dislike the after-effects of being drunk, and would much rather pass my time following the white rabbit.
And yes, I do tell them a hookah-smoking caterpillar gave me the call.
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8584330 Posted Feb 2, 2008
I'm of two minds on that, CosmicDudeMan:
I would never serve alcohol to an underage person. 
Honestly, can't these kids pull their own beers?! How hard is it to open a tap?!
Serving alcohol to an underage person is illegal. Buying barley, yeast and hops and boiling water is perfectly legal for persons of all ages.
The law forbids buying alcohol for an underage person. Loaning an inquisitive youth a book about brewing from my personal library is educational.
BTW, I love that tune. We still get requests for it. 
Feed your hea-ead
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Alienfromearth,The Thingite Who Reads Stuff, Keeper Of The Daft Bananas Posted Feb 3, 2008
My parents let me try a sip of their wine once when we were at an Italian restaurant, and I thought it was disgusting. That's the only time I've ever had alcohol.
Alienfromearth
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Feb 3, 2008
Italian wine can be a bit "sharp". I'd recommend a good French Cabernet; tastes like alcoholic ribena. 
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Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG Posted Feb 3, 2008
I've been quoting that one frequently lately, and I can't believe I haven't seen that movie while high yet.
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ÅçïÐßåth© H2G2-you can check out but you'll never leave! Posted Feb 3, 2008
Wine! pah!
*sips fermented yaks milk*
ab
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Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) Posted Feb 3, 2008
*clambers up between dragonqueen's ears, from behind*
No, No, No
mobius10 - Managing Director of Tea Brewing (Not the Fruit or Posh varieties) on Thing and Doobry. Posted Feb 4, 2008
When and where will I be able to purchase the new amended calander so I can spread the word of our manifesto to the blind who do not know about H2G2. And anybody that will not go by the manifesto will get a print on there forehead so they can be flogged in the street.
No, No, No
8584330 Posted Feb 4, 2008
The calendar is available here:
F63252?thread=458649&post=58653364#p58653364
>>> the blind who do not know about H2G2
Sorry, the calendar is not yet available in Braille. 
But that's a good idea.
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- 92246: Alienfromearth,The Thingite Who Reads Stuff, Keeper Of The Daft Bananas (Feb 2, 2008)
- 92247: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Feb 2, 2008)
- 92248: 8584330 (Feb 2, 2008)
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- 92250: Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG (Feb 2, 2008)
- 92251: 8584330 (Feb 2, 2008)
- 92252: Alienfromearth,The Thingite Who Reads Stuff, Keeper Of The Daft Bananas (Feb 3, 2008)
- 92253: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Feb 3, 2008)
- 92254: Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG (Feb 3, 2008)
- 92255: ÅçïÐßåth© H2G2-you can check out but you'll never leave! (Feb 3, 2008)
- 92256: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Feb 3, 2008)
- 92257: Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) (Feb 3, 2008)
- 92258: 8584330 (Feb 3, 2008)
- 92259: mobius10 - Managing Director of Tea Brewing (Not the Fruit or Posh varieties) on Thing and Doobry. (Feb 4, 2008)
- 92260: 8584330 (Feb 4, 2008)
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