h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you dont know nanny ogg?!

HEATHEN

I haven't read any TP book yet, don't know if they have them in the library

HEATHEN

Calm, calm, kitush... no need to put all visitors on fire...

and I think the essence is in this quote

"a lady should always wear something in bed because it keeps a man int´rested, which is why I gen´rally find it conveniant to keep my hat on"

Nanny Ogg´s Cookbook on the subject Etiquette in the Bedroom

I'd love to see my husband's face if I kept my hat on

Kitush, what's wrong, I'm not in the UK, you know ? English books are difficult to get, nobody ever managed to give me a list in chronological order, and I'll not go and order books from England as long as I don't know which ones to start with.

The Colour of Magic

The Light Fantastic

Equal Rites

Mort

Sourcery

Wyrd Sisters

Pyramids

Guards! Guards!

Eric

Moving Pictures

Reaper Man

Witches Abroad

Small Gods

Lords and Ladies

Men At Arms

Soul Music

Interesting Times

Maskerade

Feet of Clay

Hogfather

Jingo

The Last Continent

Carpe Jugulum

The Fifth Elephant

The Truth

Thief of Time

Night Watch

Monsterous Regiment

Going Postal

Thud!

and might I suggest:

http://www.amazon.co.uk

and

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/tg/browse/-/725950/ref=br_bx_1_8/203-0034924-8331136 <---the TP index.

B´Elana, go to bed wearing a hat tonight...

and here´s a link I hope you´ll find usefull http://www.lspace.org/books/index.html

see espicially the section of suggested reading order

Thank you all muchly Btw, I've just discovered the subject line - MMF, are you sure you duidn't mean ?

sowwy....was joking b'elana!

Please don't hate me!

*wanders off feeling very pitiful*

Awww, Kitush, I was only trying to get the list out of somebody -and it worked
I'd never hate you

I started with Wyrd Sisters... and was stuck...

* pokes around in the remains of the BBQ, trying to find a snack*

I'm surprised nobody's yoinksed that post with the complete works of Pratchett. Surely it falls under advertising?


Mind you, everybody should read at least one...

NoNoNo!
..merely information...

I read half a dozen TP's, then got bored, like I did with Parry Hotter. Too samey and formulaic.

Far prefer McCaffrey, Weisz, Hobbs, Williams, Lawhead et al.

I could actually fill WHS's F/F bookcase all by myself.

Now, did anyone remember to bring the Stinking Bishop?

Robin Hobb is a good author, and George RR Martin´s books about Westeros ain´t that bad either...they´ve also got a dragonqueen

One of my absolute favourites is Ursula K LeGuin - read her!

Greetings. I bring .

Oooh Anyone want to help me out here? http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F16034?thread=2369637 I'm outnumbered and they've got s.

NoNoNo! We have !

, preferably titanium ones, are the Thingites´weapon of choice. I´ve just ed some b****r th-r-d-yites

*phoenixes out of bbq ashes and shakes sauce off leg*
I heartily recommend Robert Rankin and Tom Holt to a lesser extent, having just finished Falling Sideways and uttered "What the hell?".
But yes, if Pratchett turns you on or off I find those two make a pleasant change.
But then so does the collected works of Philip K Dick.

Now I will just place this sealed ticking device in the midst of the spork depository and utter, once more, down with Thingites, its a stupid cause.