h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, let me put it this way...

...a completely newly registred researcher made his/her first posting at hootoo here. The (insulting) posting was clearly addressed to another newbie who has been around for a very short time and all the time trying to annoy us..... Their names are clearly connected... that´s why I thought it might be the same person...

Anyway, schools out today, and dragon princess has started her summer holidays, , and I celebrated that by inviting her for lunch.

Since she has not managed to get any job this summer, I suggested she´ll be housekeeping at home this summer... and suddenly she remembered that her dad was going somewhere for vacation pretty soon...

Maybe it´s easer to buy a dishwasher instead

Dishwashers are ... But the tablets are expensive...

It astonishes me that people talk about me when I havent been keeping up. I must avoid reading backlog more often
A fiendish alternative to a dishwasher is hang your dishes on the washing line in a high acid rain area. Gotta love eating off modern art.

And as ever, down with Thingites! Although that 2-headed-dude is really starting to give anti-thingite movements a bad name. Jeffery.

Can you get them on Prescription?

St. Scuttle the Junkie.

Oooooh, I remember one time when a couple entire *pages* of 3N posts were moderated.

We were in the midst of a race to a milestone, back when we were racing against Questions Only, and it truly *was* a race . A newbie accidentally clicked on post message a couple times thinking that it hadn't posted correctly. When this newbie discovered what had happened by accident, she decided to post about a hundred times by repeatedly clicking on the post button before it posted in order to run up the number of postings more quickly. Didn't take long before the excess postings were yikesed and removed.


So the lesson, boys and girls, is to always check to see if your post has appeared before clicking on it again.

Considering how long it takes for a reply to post here, I'm not suprised.

Yes, but it like commercials while watching a TV movie... plenty of time to get more coffee, feed , pick up the groceries...

. . . play a game of chess, buy DVDs from ebay, and listen to Bohemian Rhapsody.

...Cook a gourmet meal, eat said meal, wash 142 dishes, pots and pans associated with such meal, run a 10k marathon...

cheese on toast with worcester sauce and a cup of

...or make another

...or buy Louis Armstrong stuff.

coz there´s no gin left...

...go to replenish gin supplies, along with all other alcoholic supplies available, attend auction, organise stag night to bahamas, attend said stag night, recover from said stag night...

...and then, maybe, the thing that you were waiting to happen would happen. i forget what it actually was...

Don't worry, it was a repeat.

Don't worry, it was a repeat.

Don't worry, it was a repeat.

Don't worry, it was a repeat.

Don't worry, it was a repeat.

Don't worry, it was a repeat.

Don't worry, it was a repeat.

Don't worry, it was a repeat.

Don't worry, it was a repeat.

St. Scuttle the Copyist.

*sings*