h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Why are you bookmarking the thread? The new feature Jimster added last week makes it redundant.

Sorry, that should have been Jim Lynn.

The bigger question is:


Why is it sooooooooooooooooooo *HOT* today?!


It's only 10:40am, and it's already 82F(27.8C).



At this rate, we'll be spontaneously combusting by noon!

Hoopla!
Did a foolish soul actually enquire after my whereabouts? Gosh, I feel so loved Thankyou Elwyn.
For todays adventure I propose a complete audit of the thingite storeroom then some sort of charity raffle/auction with all the proceeds going to Professional Clerics Ltd.
Let us begin by opening that rather large door that periodically gets alluded to...

I can do that.

*Snaps fingers and the door opens to reveal . . . a wall.*

Gotta love that decoy door!


Glad we had it installed!

Exams.

Have another and

Thanks, but no thanks.

Would rather a and from a girl I like. Going to ask her out in a moment. I hope.

*gathers nerves*

Bit nervous.

Good luck!

Whatever you do, don't follow troll tradition and hit her over the head with a rock. It will lead to a restraining order and a six month prison sentence.

She was out.

So you threw a rock at her window?

hey who is this red lazer? I'm red, mate. Anytime you want a plastic duel at dawn?

Can't well all just get along?

I have a teamplaying crotch. Believe me when I say that I will win in any duels which may commence.

And it's "laser," not "lazer". Please, get my name right.

GodBen, I´d gladly put a titanium somewhere in your rear end... ...or maybe you...

Red, as far as I know, Red Laser is John´s new nick name...

Well it's only "Red Laser" because the dude at work who is called "Black Thunder" decided I should have a colour too.

I am happy with just being called Laser, if it's a problem, but Red's alright too. Whichever. Just don't use the whole name, because it's too long.

And I thought we were friends, dragonqueen.