h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yeah, burn the witch!!!

od on, who's got the matches??

If we find another one we could just rub them together (keep it clean!)

I got some matches!

If I bring some potato's and put them round base, I'll fetch some butter as well, along as we don't sing ging gang goolie

If I bring some potato's and put them round base, I'll fetch some butter as well, along as we don't sing ging gang goolie. N3,? is that a chemical symbol for nitrogen??

No, it's a Thingite symbol for No No No.

OH! S***, I'm a new Thingite member, I should have known, Oh woe is me, heavy heavy man, its bringing me down, ang on! that's young ones, still! should have known, the thingy thingite thingy thing wotsit.

I think it shows now that we are powered by Nitrogen, not hot air, unlike Tony Blair's election speech.

apart from Thing, how about time...its Thingy minutes past 11...Oh! its Thingy minutes to 12, I think, sounds ok

Well it's 15 wotsits to mid-Dontbry. Time for Luncheon I think.

Now will it liquid or solids today?

can't argue with that, me, I'll have to settle for solids til Wibble

Hows the cooking of the witch going? I need a decent fire to cook my dontbury lunch on - free range organic chicken; should go nicely with charcoal witch.........Do other thingites eat something special on dontbury? or am I just getting old and stuck in my ways.......

*Hauls in side of pork - the only meat that rhymes with your

and a side of ham - to go with the jam?

BBQ'd would go nicely - got to give the vigi-tarian thingites something to stick their s into. However they would have to be sufficiently thing inclined to have - so that they can

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For read ?

Amazing!!!

is a very beautiful smiley; I want one for . It should be beef, lamb or chicken done in a special thingite way, dripping with juices - a true symbol of dontbury.......I don't really associate thing with a particlar meal. Does anyone eat a special meal to celebrate thing - maybe it could be a special drink like bloody Mary with extra tabasco and Stolychna vodka...

sorry can'twith mouth full. Stolychna Vodka, not tried that one, Vladivar is not bad

Stolichna comes from Moscow and is supposedly one of the best Russian's. I say only the best for thingites........And only the best free range organic chicken for dontbury. None of those hens bred in nasty battery conditions......they break my thingite heart. ......Some of us thingites are deeply sensitive you know........

Mmmm roast pork, steamed potatoes and a baked onion. mmmmm