A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Sep 2, 2003
::rounds up a rattlesnake reception committee::
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Right Neighbourly Roy Posted Sep 2, 2003
Almighty Bob, hep thees 'ere Bob orful........
.. I meens, Bob feerin' peepels ta shoot lots strayta and ta not keep shootin' at me.
Ahhhhhhhhh.... men.
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Sep 3, 2003
Well, howdy, Mr. Preacher Roy. Mighty fine ta be seein' you round aginn today.
Goodness, gracious! You've been shot clean through the head!
Would you care ta come back ta my place so as ta git a decent meal in yer belly and ta have yer wounds catered to? Yer welcome ta stay until you've had a spell to heal.
Here, use my hanky. I think you're leakin' a might bit from that bullet hole a' yourn.
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AK - fancy that! Posted Sep 3, 2003
*takes out da stinkin' floor*
floor? FLOOR? We 'don't need no stainkin' floor!
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Right Neighbourly Roy Posted Sep 3, 2003
You seen me heya afore? Wenz zat? I ain't neva bin heya afore. I's jus got 'ere.
A hole in the head ain't nuthin' to a preecha man, we's jus keep torkin' an' torkin' until'n we forls ova.
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Sep 3, 2003
*catches the preacher before he hits the ground*
Oh, ya poor thing! Yer done ready to faint. C'mon over here and set yer dern self down before ya wink out on me and bite the dust.
*wraps the preacher man in a saddle blanket, seein' as he's awful weak and pale*
We need ta git you to a sawbones. Not that a doc could hep' ya none in this here century, but it's the thought that counts.
IS THERE A BARBER IN THE HOUSE?!! 
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Sep 3, 2003
Sounds like a female medical condition... 
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Sep 3, 2003
The man's been shot plum clean through his brain pan! How can you assay that this is a "girly" condition? Have you no mercy on a travelling preacher man!?
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Sep 3, 2003
I'm a-thinkin' that there Peet's talkin' about that forls ova the preacher has ...
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Sep 3, 2003
The preacher has a "forls ova"? Are you thinkin' whut I'm a thankin', Shea? This here preacher man may be one of them there "funny" boys ... jus' coverin' fer it by sermonizin' to the public, an' appearin' to be Bob fearin' an' all.
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Sep 3, 2003
Now that they's confuzzled and wurryin' 'bout that there preecha man, I cin poot mu eeeevil plot to wurk....
::toddles off with the salloons supply of 
and whiskey::
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Sep 3, 2003
*snickers*
::little does ER know that the and Whiskey supply at that *p'ticlar* saloon was switched with nitro-glycerine::
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Sep 3, 2003
::calls for the barber to "check" the preacher::
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Sep 3, 2003
::blows up the rival salloon with the ill-gotten nitro-glycerine::
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Sep 3, 2003
hi all. still blowing things, I see, SR
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Sep 3, 2003
He certainly has.
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Sep 3, 2003
Oh dear ... ya know, I reckon that there Evil Roy ain't the evil guy we're after. Tha Evil Roy *I's* knows wouldna blow up alcohol ... no matter'n whose it belonged to! *ptang!*
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Sep 3, 2003
At least I ain't floutin' the house rules by tin' all the time!
Their whiskey weren't no good anyhoooooooooooo!
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- 50541: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Sep 2, 2003)
- 50542: Right Neighbourly Roy (Sep 2, 2003)
- 50543: Wøñkø (Sep 2, 2003)
- 50544: Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. (Sep 3, 2003)
- 50545: AK - fancy that! (Sep 3, 2003)
- 50546: Right Neighbourly Roy (Sep 3, 2003)
- 50547: AK - fancy that! (Sep 3, 2003)
- 50548: Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. (Sep 3, 2003)
- 50549: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Sep 3, 2003)
- 50550: Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. (Sep 3, 2003)
- 50551: Shea the Sarcastic (Sep 3, 2003)
- 50552: Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. (Sep 3, 2003)
- 50553: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Sep 3, 2003)
- 50554: Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. (Sep 3, 2003)
- 50555: Shea the Sarcastic (Sep 3, 2003)
- 50556: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Sep 3, 2003)
- 50557: Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) (Sep 3, 2003)
- 50558: Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. (Sep 3, 2003)
- 50559: Shea the Sarcastic (Sep 3, 2003)
- 50560: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Sep 3, 2003)
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