h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

To answer a certain rather noisy 's question, "Respect for the dead" was on Beneath The Sky's The Day the Music Died CD.

And sure, pasty. In fact, I think I still have the giant wheel I used to power this place when I swapped Kipper's brain with that of a hamster.

Every PIIB member is hereby mandated to watch this!

http://www.watchcartoononline.com/adventure-time-episode-14-it-came-from-the-nightosphere

And not just because of the 12 seconds that feature penguins, Adventure Time is an awesome cartoon.

adventure time is an evil abomination....

It's creepy. If you want to see a good cartoon for kids, the old X-men ones are great. Even with the terrible "british" accent of Pyro, it's a lot more grown up than most shows. I keep thinking Woah, I watched this as a kid?!?

You're both fired.

your not paying us anyway,
really we keep you around for an experiment

Ok fine, here, have your first paycheque.

*immediately snatches cheque away*

Or rather don't! Because you're FIRED!!!

*shrugs*

now hold still it's time for your vitamin injection....

*ahem*

Sigh. Fiiine.

*Holds out arm*

This isn't going to kill me again, is it?

No,not this time but it doesn't go in your arm

Peanut!? Who are you? And how in the hell did you get past the battle penguins!?

No time to get into that

you are looking far too anemic, now don't be shy

peanut is a battle penguin all be it an intelligent one...
I think they are evolving....
*ponders*


Ah well no time now, where did i put the big needle

There was a mushroom and pasta recipe in there that would smart price loo roll a false ecomony for an Aunt of mine

oops I do apologise wrong thread

*goes off to see who I have accidently given an B12 booster too *

Well he or she seemed nice, I'll call off the inter-planitary assassination penguins.

*picks up a phone on a wall and dials a number.*

... Huh, they must not have a signal. Ahhh, or or she'll be alright.

What have you done

They have only gone and assasinated Mr Peanut

He wasn't even my Mr

*hopes hasn't misunderstood previous post*

She sounds nice enough. And her personal space is filled with mysterious things in pickling jars.

I'll get another "vitamin" injection ready.

No misuderstanding there, unlike with the penguins

Being new to the thread can I just ask is killing each other a sign of affection because I am really quite nice

My pickling jars are filled with parasites, most of them are dead

The secure containment area is stock-piled with pickled eggs only to be opened when the revolution comes and if Anthea and I are called to arms

now the introductions are done should I kill someone?