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The Cheesecake of Death
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 23, 2012
You could try but it wouldnt help you any 
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Nov 24, 2012
This is workplace prejudice! I should report you!
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Apr 25, 2013
It's terribly dusty in here, where did everyone go?
Well, while there's no one around...
*Puts pavlova down on table and leaves*
I'm also going to have to stop talking to myself
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Apr 26, 2013
*tears through wall and dives at pavlova*
MINE!!! 
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Apr 28, 2013
*expressionless* Oh no, that's mine. Please don't eat my nanite-filled hightly experimental pavlova. That would be terrible...
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Apr 28, 2013
Sorry, all I heard was "don't eat" and "pavlova", and with that, I lose interest.
*eats*
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Apr 28, 2013
*presses big red button on remote control labeled "Activate Nanites"*
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Apr 28, 2013
Uuugh, I feel weird, I'm going to bed...
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Apr 30, 2013
*Uses remote control nanites to sleep-walk Inter back*
You will give me the recipe for 
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Apr 30, 2013
Jedi mind tricks don't work on me...
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted May 1, 2013
These are nanite-mind-tricks. They should work.
Okay, let's try something else 
Dance, Dance for my amusement
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted May 1, 2013
*starts dancing*
I'm not doing this because you told me to! I just remembered a really catchy song!
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted May 1, 2013
riiiight, I totally believe you
Now fetch my pavlova
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted May 1, 2013
I really want some pavlova now and am feeling really generous! Sorry Persephone, did you say something?
*runs to the kitchen*
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted May 12, 2013
Something must be terribly wrong with this experiment... it seems to have worked!
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted May 12, 2013
*kicks through a wall, holding a fire axe, with milky, white eyes*
Peerssssephooneeee, I have a pavvlooova for yooouuu!
*attacks*
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Sep 3, 2016
*Falls back looking really tired*
*finally hits buttons to deactivate nanites*
Phew... It feels like we've been fighting for years.
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- 1021: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 23, 2012)
- 1022: interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB (Nov 24, 2012)
- 1023: Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! (Apr 25, 2013)
- 1024: interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB (Apr 26, 2013)
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