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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Apr 5, 2012
Exactly! Sounds like you got yourself a minion army! 
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Apr 6, 2012
Nah, I'm just going to stick with the geeks
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Apr 7, 2012
Well just know that your army will never pose a threat to me, i have on my side a geeks worst enemy- the power of ridicule!
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Apr 7, 2012
*geeks flee back to the lab to the safty of their D&D set*
Darn it... but geeks have the second most evil creation (after lego), the 4 sided dice!
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Apr 7, 2012
4 SIDES?!?! it cannot be!!! 
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Apr 9, 2012
Imagine standing on one of those!
Also, try to imagine how you would read the number rolled
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Apr 10, 2012
I'm still trying to figure out how a 4 sided dice would even exist it must be the work of demonic forces! Which could only mean...
*slowly and dramatically turns and points at persephone*
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!!!... Where's a medeval mob when you need one... 
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Apr 13, 2012
It can exist, it just has to be a certain shape...
...there are lots of this shape in Egypt
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Apr 15, 2012
Are you refering to the pyramids? Because those have 5 sides 
there's the one underneath
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Apr 15, 2012
You can have four sided pyramids...http://feathereddragon.deviantart.com/art/Dice-4-by-3-105229173
Imagine standing on one of them.
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Apr 16, 2012
painful! 
i don't know why, but i like dice with an unusual number of sides ^_^ they're cool!
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Apr 16, 2012
You should try looking at the new warhammer rules set, they have dice with shapes instead of numbers...
I know, more nerdy than usual, but don't worry, the rules don't actually make much sense to me.
I love 8 sided ones.
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Apr 17, 2012
12 sides is the way forwards!
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Apr 25, 2012
*kicks console angrily*
You know why we never have adventures any more? You can't have whacky adventures with just two people! (no offence doctor, it's just you're more of a casual onlooker) we need to put out a job ad out for a new kipper!
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Apr 26, 2012
Have you looked at our members list? Who are these strange people!
I don't know where you'd put an advert but you can try.
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Apr 26, 2012
We could always spam the other threads? Don't you know any geeks who could fill his shoes?
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Apr 27, 2012
Ladies and Gentelmen, we need Discord!
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Apr 27, 2012
Kipper i stole your job while you were away, you need to reapply if you want to work here again, the only jobs we have right now are... penguin shoe shiner... oooh 
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Apr 27, 2012
*Punches Inter*
I think not My dear fellow, when I am Absent Perse Takes over from me.
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Apr 28, 2012
Pfft, i beg to differ! As head of the PIIB i have passed a rule that says that I take over in the event of your absense
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