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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted May 10, 2012
IT'S CALLED THE FORCE GODDAMMIT! 
THAT DOES IT! GIVE ME YOUR BRAIN!!!
*lunges at kipper and seizes his head*
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted May 11, 2012
Is this Indoneseian Wresteling or is it Greco-Roman?
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted May 11, 2012
*pulls kipper's brain out of his ear*
Right, time to re-program this bad boy 
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted May 11, 2012
You can't do that until you've memorised either the Jedi or Sith code!
There is no peace, there is only passion
passion leads to strength
strength leads to power
power leads to victory
through victory my chains are broken.
(that's what happens when you can't be bothered to listen to the answer of the question that comes after reciting the code in a video game)
Now give me the brain.
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted May 11, 2012
DO I LOOK WEAK MINDED TO YOU?! ..... sigh
*reluctantly holds out brain*
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted May 11, 2012
Thank you
*puts in scary looking machine and presses buttons at random*
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted May 11, 2012
*strolls casually up to machine*
So what are we doing? Scanning? Re-programming? Cleaning?
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted May 12, 2012
Yeah, What are you doing with that Brain?
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted May 12, 2012
This doesn't concern you kipper! Move along
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted May 13, 2012
It's very much my business!
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted May 13, 2012
Well yes, it's your brain, but it's persephone's machine! So ha! Move along 
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted May 15, 2012
I'm reversing the polarity of the neutron flow. Dr who told me not to do it 
... to be honest, I didn't think neutrons flowed; flowing is more of a job for an electron, but it should have interesting results 
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted May 16, 2012
That doesn't sound like something the doctor would say 
he's normally all for neutron flow polarity reversal!
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted May 16, 2012
I just watched the first adventure of the 5th doctor where he specifically tells his assistant not to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted May 17, 2012
It was probably a special occasion
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted May 20, 2012
He was still regeneration-crazy... unravelled the Tom Baker scalf (It was red and darker red not the proper colours, so the real one might still be sitting in the BBC prop cupboard)
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted May 20, 2012
We should definately break in and steal it
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted May 24, 2012
I'll get the rocket launcher if you find us transport
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted May 24, 2012
Deal, additionally, you provide the chainsaw and i'll find a tank of relatively irritated pirannahs 
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted May 31, 2012
*Waits with chainsaw and rocket launcher*
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