h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thanks for the heads up

You think that's bad, I just found someone with a mlp tatoo!

I might be a little biased because I had an EX-friend who was so spoilt rotten that she had a table running the length of her room completely filled with ponys and their sets. *shudder*

And she was obsessed with princesses and ballerinas...but was way too fat to be either. (can you tell I don't like her?)

I dont like girls like that either slaves to public perception, i have a cousin whos spoiled, hes like 12 and he cries when he doesnt get his way

She has an obsession with being popular...There is no such thing. This isn't America!

I think the trick is not to pay attention. They get bored eventually.

Well suit yourselves, I'll just sit here and watch my awesome Ponies

*patronising smile*

have fun

Don't be cheeky, Haters gonna Hate!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6gAMXULZyw
I'll just leave that here

If you must watch childish shows: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVbA9dDKqyU&noredirect=1


I really need minions...wait, I have geeks!

Want me to make you some cyborgs? They make very reliable minions, but you have to set an intellegence rating out of 100, the higher you set it though, the more likely they are to question the reason why they lisren to you, mine are set to 100, but it's a pain having to kill them all the time to set examples

That's easily curable when you experiment on them

Anyway, I like the Dispicable Me minions specifically. The ones from the youtube clip that you won't bother to watch.

Yeah, they're adorable, i could never have those, i could never bring myself to kill/torture them, and do you mean the clip with the banana? It's ao awesome

I'm trying to learn to crochet because I found a pattern for making a minion. I'm a long way from actually being able to make one though. I think I'm going to have to redesign my geek army to make them more miniony

Well good luck with that ^_^

Er, yea, not going very well. Crochet is hard...and I don't have any time I guess I'm just going to have to genetically engineer one instead

why not just do it the good old fasioned way? enslave humans! people get so hung up on genetic engineering these days that they forget that humans can be minions too!

They'd be too tall, and not yellow. Plus it would be such a pain to make so many little... er... those things they wear

I'll remember the name in a couple of minutes

Radiation suits? and why not just make a slicing machine to remove their forelegs and then soak them in yellow paint! And then threaten to kill them if their worker to eye ratio exceeds 17-20

Sorry, 10-17

dungarees

And I'd have to sew a P in the middle of every pocket


And then there're the lessons to make them speak like babies