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The Cheesecake of Death

Post 921

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

Ah, but because your term as head wasn't official, that rule is automatically null and Void.


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 922

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

Aha! But i made the rule in the building's temporal reactor core, meaning i became manager as a result of the rule i made after becoming manager and the rule was enforced because i was already the managee

smiley - cheesecake


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 923

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

smiley - ok


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 924

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

Unfortunatly the continuity sheild negates the effects of the Temporal Core on the Time-Space Continuum


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 925

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

Yeeeaah, i kind of donated the shield to a charity that supports the decomposition of dead penguins smiley - tongueout

smiley - cheesecake


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 926

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

Unfortunatly The Unrevocable Article Seven says that any person Claiming to Be Head Loses any seblence of right to his claim, and indeed his claim if he removes the Main Continuity Shield generator.


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 927

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

I think i see a flaw with that plan, if none of us can claim to be head, then surely we'll all have and lose the jobe one after another until it ends up with the highest rankingnperson without vocal skills, which is... *points* THAT penguin! And anyway, when i became head, i abolished all existing rules smiley - tongueout

smiley - cheesecake


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 928

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

You can't abolish the rules in article seven.


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 929

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

Well i suppose we'd better start doing everything that penguin say then... i think he wants you to give him a flipper rub

smiley - cheesecake


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 930

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

*Shoots Penguin*
Whoops, Klingon Promotion!


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 931

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

*Produces a gun and dramatically poibts it at kipper*

Gasp! TREASON!

smiley - cheesecake


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 932

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

Treason, why should that shock you Inter?


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 933

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

*lowers gun feebly*

Well, it's kind of my thing...

smiley - cheesecake


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 934

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

And I can't try my hand at new things?


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 935

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

Only if you accept me as your unquestioned ruler

smiley - cheesecake


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 936

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. no.


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 937

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

*slowly waves hand horizontally*

I am your unquestioned ruler...

smiley - cheesecake


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 938

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

Ha Ha Ha, Ho Ho Ho.
Its funny because it's not true.


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 939

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

Ok, let's try PSAB AND The Force!

*sprays kipper with a super soaker, then waves hand horizontally*

I AM your unquestioned ruler! smiley - grr

smiley - cheesecake


The Cheesecake of Death

Post 940

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

*Waves Back*
Yoo Hoo!
Seriously, what are you doing?


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